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Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 3:14 pm
by EarlJam
Holy shnit cakes! Ouch!
Just pulled a jaw muscle yawning. Have y'all ever done this?
-EarlJam
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 3:26 pm
by lawgrad91
No, but reading the question and seeing the poll made me yawn.
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 6:08 pm
by captmojo
Brought back wonderful memories of TMJ.
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 6:27 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
Me thinks you pulled your jaw muscle getting your jaw around something else you talk about often...
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 7:02 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
No, but a drunk friend had his lock open while throwing up at my house in grad school. "This happens to me when I get relaxed", he said. He was more than relaxed if you ask me. Served him right.
Love, Ima
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 9:05 pm
by lawgrad91
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Me thinks you pulled your jaw muscle getting your jaw around something else you talk about often...
Wow. I saw this in a video once, one that was seized and we were trying to determine if it was pornography. I'm not sure why that man ever left his house.
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 28th, 2011, 9:17 pm
by Miles
I've done it, multiple times. The last time I did it I could get out of bed and had to call Kelly for help to me. I was scared beyond belief. A few hours later I was able to relax and move around by my neck was killing me.
I also discovered an impinged nerve when talking on the phone, holding it between my ear and shoulder, and sneezing. It paralyzed me for about thirty seconds. It felt like electricity shooting down my neck and out my fingertips, while Bruce Lee karate chopped my neck a few times for good measure. Ever since then I dealt with that pain every time I sneezed for six years. Thankfully my chiropractor finally got me all worked out and now I can sneeze like a normal person.
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 29th, 2011, 9:29 am
by EarlJam
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Me thinks you pulled your jaw muscle getting your jaw around something else you talk about often...
Okay, good one. ZING!
Just for that, going to post a photo of me with my cock in a few minutes. I have a new photo from just a few weeks ago!
-EarlJam
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 29th, 2011, 10:39 am
by EarlJam
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Me thinks you pulled your jaw muscle getting your jaw around something else you talk about often...
My cock....
- My cock is so bright, I have to wear shades.
The latest visits to Folks restaurant on Windy Hill road in Marietta, just a few miles northwest of Atlanta. Should anyone post a picture posing with my cock, they will receive a pack of Mentos and a coke, and perhaps a certificate (an official one!).
-EarlJam
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 29th, 2011, 10:45 am
by lawgrad91
EarlJam wrote:OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Me thinks you pulled your jaw muscle getting your jaw around something else you talk about often...
My cock....
Dan Rooster October.JPG
The latest visits to Folks restaurant on Windy Hill road in Marietta, just a few miles northwest of Atlanta. Should anyone post a picture posing with my cock, they will receive a pack of Mentos and a coke, and perhaps a certificate (an official one!).
-EarlJam
I read that as a
JACK of Mentos.
Re: Pulling a Jaw Muscle Yawning
Posted: November 29th, 2011, 2:22 pm
by EarlJam
lawgrad91 wrote:EarlJam wrote:OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Me thinks you pulled your jaw muscle getting your jaw around something else you talk about often...
My cock....
Dan Rooster October.JPG
The latest visits to Folks restaurant on Windy Hill road in Marietta, just a few miles northwest of Atlanta. Should anyone post a picture posing with my cock, they will receive a pack of Mentos and a coke, and perhaps a certificate (an official one!).
-EarlJam
I read that as a
JACK of Mentos.
OH! Oh my.
-EJ