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Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 9:01 pm
by EarlJam
Let me ask you this. Take that song, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
Replace Santa with any other name.
"You better watch out!;
You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why!
Steven Jones is coming to town!"
OR....
"He knows when you are sleeping;
He knows when you're awake;
He knows if you've been good or bad;
So be good for goodness sake!"
Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, wouldn't you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
-EarlJam
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 9:03 pm
by wilson
EarlJam wrote:
Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
-EarlJam
Not if it's Burt Reynolds.
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 9:06 pm
by EarlJam
wilson wrote:EarlJam wrote:
Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
-EarlJam
Not if it's Burt Reynolds.
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
-EJ
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 9:24 pm
by captmojo
EarlJam wrote:
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
-EJ
This isn't some sort of "redneck knowledge" test, is it?
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 9:49 pm
by DevilAlumna
EarlJam wrote:wilson wrote:EarlJam wrote:
Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?
-EarlJam
Not if it's Burt Reynolds.
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
-EJ
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 9:58 pm
by wilson
DevilAlumna wrote:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.
Jerry Lee Lewis:
Jerry
Reed:
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Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 10:00 pm
by EarlJam
wilson wrote:DevilAlumna wrote:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.
Jerry Lee Lewis:
JerryLee.jpg
Jerry
Reed:
JerryReed.jpg
Right on Wilson. Right on.
East bound and down.
-EJ
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 16th, 2009, 10:00 pm
by captmojo
DevilAlumna wrote:EarlJam wrote:
"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."
Name the movie, actor.
-EJ
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.
Of course, a true redneck would never confuse the late Jerry Reed for Jerry Lee Lewis.
Damn. I just knew it might come to this.
Re: Santa Claus? Evil? Satan?
Posted: June 17th, 2009, 8:38 am
by bjornolf
Have you ever heard Ray Stevens' song on the subject? He makes Santa sound pretty scary, talking about how he's always watching you and he's on his way. It's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1TtJqHY_s
