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Let me ask you this. Take that song, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."

Replace Santa with any other name.

"You better watch out!;
You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why!

Steven Jones is coming to town!"

OR....

"He knows when you are sleeping;
He knows when you're awake;
He knows if you've been good or bad;
So be good for goodness sake!"

Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, wouldn't you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote: Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?

-EarlJam

Not if it's Burt Reynolds.

wilson wrote:

EarlJam wrote: Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?

-EarlJam

Not if it's Burt Reynolds.

"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."

Name the movie, actor.

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:

"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."

Name the movie, actor.

-EJ

This isn't some sort of "redneck knowledge" test, is it?

EarlJam wrote:

wilson wrote:

EarlJam wrote: Now, honestly, if it were anyone other Santa, would you be scared shitless of Steven Jones?

-EarlJam

Not if it's Burt Reynolds.

"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."

Name the movie, actor.

-EJ

Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.

DevilAlumna wrote:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.

Jerry Lee Lewis: Jerry Reed:

wilson wrote:

DevilAlumna wrote:
Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.

Jerry Lee Lewis:

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Jerry Reed:

JerryReed.jpg

Right on Wilson. Right on.

East bound and down.

-EJ

DevilAlumna wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

"Bandit you're reckless, and you live much to fast. (hang on to your ass Fred)."

Name the movie, actor.

-EJ

Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey and the Bandit.

Of course, a true redneck would never confuse the late Jerry Reed for Jerry Lee Lewis.
Damn. I just knew it might come to this.

Have you ever heard Ray Stevens' song on the subject? He makes Santa sound pretty scary, talking about how he's always watching you and he's on his way. It's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1TtJqHY_s