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Looks like Kris Humphries' marriage lasted about the same amount of time as his Duke career did:


http://www.calgaryherald.com/entertainm ... drop_story

colchar wrote:Looks like Kris Humphries' marriage lasted about the same amount of time as his Duke career did:


http://www.calgaryherald.com/entertainm ... drop_story

The marriage lasted longer. He never came to Duke. I'm glad K parted ways with that dope/jerk/asshole before he ever arrived on campus.

Do what you like with the 2nd sentence above.

devildeac wrote: The marriage lasted longer. He never came to Duke.

I know, I was just looking for some kind of sarcastic spin to put on the story, not that it needs any spin.

colchar wrote:

devildeac wrote: The marriage lasted longer. He never came to Duke.

I know, I was just looking for some kind of sarcastic spin to put on the story, not that it needs any spin.

I figured that. The thread OY was looking for the same direction, I think. Best comparison I heard/read was that she probably was treating him the same way K would have: You gotta perform to earn your playing time. There are no guarantees .

Spin from a local radio show: things that have lasted longer than the Kardashian-Humphries marriage.

I'll start the list; others may add as they see appropriate.

Twinkies

ArkieDukie wrote:Spin from a local radio show: things that have lasted longer than the Kardashian-Humphries marriage.

I'll start the list; others may add as they see appropriate.

Twinkies

My 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 supplies of Samichlaus, Bigfoot, Brooklyn Monster and Black Chocolate Stout and several bottles of Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA, World Wide Stout and Raison D'Extra . Did not spend as much money on them either as the bitter couple and their families did on their wedding .

uMM, CNN has a list already of things that have lasted longer than the marriage.
My favorite one: Kim Kardashian's singing career.

The number of days Lavabe's murderous pickled peppers have sat untouched in my fridge.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:The number of days Lavabe's murderous pickled peppers have sat untouched in my fridge.

Aww shucks!! ;)

The aroma from a shipment of , stored way up high.

My concern for their marriage has lasted but the length of time it took to produce this post. ;)

Lavabe wrote:uMM, CNN has a list already of things that have lasted longer than the marriage.
My favorite one: Kim Kardashian's singing career.

Nice one!

There's really only one problem with making fun of all this: I highly suspect the entire marriage was one big publicity stunt, and we're feeding the monster. Think about it: was Kris Humphries a household name before all of this went down? Kris and his father planned on him making huge waves in the NBA, and that didn't exactly happen, right? He hooks up with Kim Kardashian, and suddenly everyone knows who he is. Now he's a reality TV star. If the whole NBA thing doesn't work out, he has a backup plan.

ArkieDukie wrote:There's really only one problem with making fun of all this: I highly suspect the entire marriage was one big publicity stunt, and we're feeding the monster. Think about it: was Kris Humphries a household name before all of this went down? Kris and his father planned on him making huge waves in the NBA, and that didn't exactly happen, right? He hooks up with Kim Kardashian, and suddenly everyone knows who he is. Now he's a reality TV star. If the whole NBA thing doesn't work out, he has a backup plan.

BINGO!

Kris and Kim should NOT have even got married. They bickered all the time, on the show,Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kris was even late for the appointment with Kim, and her mother, Kris to pick out the China, Silver and Crystal patterns for the gift registry. Then Kris was late to play Golf with Bruce Jenner (father n law) and Scott (Kourtney's finance). Kris Humphries has no respect for their time committments and his own accountability.

Kim's business takes her all over, but mostly in LA and NY. Why would Kris think she would want to live in Minnesota? And on the show, Kris made a very rude comment to Kim, about in a few years, nobody would remember who she was, because she would be married and have kids, and so why would it matter that she lived in Minnesota!

Khloe obviously did not like Kris Humphries, period. She told Kathie Lee Gifford at the wedding, that she would give it 6 months.

Kris was always arguing with the K sisters, and making remarks to the girls, that were not acceptable behavior. He should have kept his thoughts to hisself. Bruce warned him, and so did Scott.

I read where Kris cancelled his Promo affair in Las Vegas this weekend for a club Chateau. Did anyone know who Kris Humphries was before he was associated with Kim K?

The best of all was on Live with Regis and Kelly on Halloween, when Kelly dressed as Kim K and co host of the day, Nick Lechey, was dressed as Kris H in wedding attire. Nick had on stilts! They looked just like Kim and Kris! Later that day, Kim K filed for Divorce, and got on a plane at LAX, and headed to Australia with sister Chloe, promoting their Kardashian line of clothing for the Sears stores.

I don't think it was a Stunt of a wedding or marriage..... Kim got caught up in all the fairytale princess stuff, and should have Called the wedding off!!! period. The signs were there.

Kim and Kris each deserve their own happiness, but it is probably Not with each other.

If Kris had his Arrogant attitude back in high school, when he was being recruited for college, No wonder Coach K took a Pass on him!

Kris Jenner (Kim's Mother) is on "The View", promoting her new book and addressing her daughter's pending divorce to Kris Humphries.

Sounds like Kris Humphries has problems kommitting to people whose last names begin with K:

Krzyzewski
Kardashian

Who is next?

CathyCA wrote:Sounds like Kris Humphries has problems kommitting to people whose last names begin with K:

Krzyzewski
Kardashian

Who is next?

Good thing MiKhail ProKhorov has K's in the middle.

I think Kris Humphries has problems with his attitude and controlling ways. (from watching the shows). Had Kim listened to her sister, Khloe and mother, Kris...... she would have called off this Fairytale wedding..... and saved herself alot of time and shame from a 72 day marriage. I completely understand about being pressured into a marriage and knowing it wasn't right. It is far better to call off an engagement, and disappoint some people, rather than be and living in a miserable marriage.

Don't know what Ryan Secreast will do with the shows he has already produced, that will air in Novemeber (Kim and Kourtney in New York)... the advertisements show Kris H in them. Perhaps, edit all of that out, and fill in with other footage.

Kim K needs some sessions with Dr Phil. And learn not to put her entire life on a Reality Show. And not to expect that her boyfriends or finance would want that either!

Kris Humprhies looks like LURCH from the Addams Family! And talks like him, too. You Rang!

Kim K needs some sessions with Dr Phil. And learn not to put her entire life on a Reality Show.

Do you realize the irony here?

CathyCA wrote:

Kim K needs some sessions with Dr Phil. And learn not to put her entire life on a Reality Show.

Do you realize the irony here?

There is No Irony in that! Kim K needs sessions with Dr Phil or someone like Dr Phil, But not on a TV show!!! I saw a segment of Dr Phil on The Talk, commenting on the Kim/Kris wedding.... and how all the Reality Show and cameras in the face, were to much.

Kim needs counseling! Period. And it seems, that her husband, Kris truly loved her, but did not want his life with a camera in it all the time.

NO IRONY there! The girl needs therapy, and time away to access her life. Therapy, behind closed doors, and no cameras and no media! The sad thing is, she pulled Kris Hymphries into her world, and he got all caught up into it, but then wanted his more simple life, back in Minnesota, with his grounded family.

Read online, where Kris Jenner was on several TV shows yesterday, doing Damage Control and Hawking her new Book. She made comments about the Big Engagement Ring that Kris H gave Kim K, and said he was a gift, and if he asked for it back, he would be an "Indian Giver." Now that comment has sat off the Native Americans, and November is Native American month.

I am banning the E channel, expect for Chelsea Lately. Don't feed the cash cow, called Kardashian. I don't buy tabloid magazines, or anything with the "K" brand. And don't buy the Kris Jenner book.

I hope Kris Jenner doesn't ruin the young lives of her young teenage daughters. I hope Daddy, Bruce Jenner steps in and puts a halt on all this non sense.