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YUM!

I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

CathyCA wrote:YUM!

I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

CathyCA wrote:YUM!

I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

I'll bet Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls have a great texture.

Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?

Miles wrote:Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?

But I'll bet they're lip-smacking good.

devildeac wrote:

Miles wrote:Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?

But I'll bet they're lip-smacking good.

I can't believe my eyes! YOU said that!

According to the container, Schweddy Balls are loaded with FUDGE (so many things to say about that).

-EarlJam

It says the balls are malty. There's also rum involved.

I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.

Miles wrote:It says the balls are malty. There's also rum involved.

I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.

One of the ways I like to judge ice creams is by their mouth texture/feel so think about how the Schweddy Balls will feel with all that creaminess and fudge.

Besides, if you don't want their Schweddy Balls, Cathy has already said she can't wait to taste them. So, I guess she can have your Schweddy Balls.

This new ice cream flavor is hilarious. They should get Alec Baldwin to do a commercial for it! Maybe even with Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon doing The Delicious Dish radio show.

No doubt made from the Schweddy Family recipe.

My favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor was a limited edition batch of FESTIVUS (a holiday for the rest of us, popularized in SEINFELD) ice cream.

I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

-EarlJam

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

Just ask the stockboy to point to where he keeps his Shweddy Balls.

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

-EarlJam

No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

Just ask the stockboy to point to where he keeps his Shweddy Balls.

Why can't I just ask him to put the Schweddy Balls in my basket?

CathyCA wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

-EarlJam

No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.

Hot, Creamy, Schweddy Balls?

gross.

-EarlJam

CathyCA wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

-EarlJam

No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.

But they would be sooooooooo tender.

The original SNL skit:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... alls/2846/
"Would you like to touch my balls?"