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Happy Birthday Capn! And Happy Father's Day to boot...that means you get to drink twice as much and be twice as lazy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Bruce!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQycQ8DABvc

Happy birthday, CaptMojo! Hope you have a fantabulous day!

Happy Birthday Capt.! Hope you get to doubly enjoy it with son of Mojo and the rest of your family!

A Father's Day Sunday Birthday! Wow! You really rate! Hope everybody spoils you rotten all day long!
Love, Ima

Happy Birthday to our Captain!

As has been said here before, Hoppy Beerthday!

Happy Birthday and Happy Fathers Day Capt.!!!! I hope your day has been fantastic. Sometimes my birthday falls on Fathers Day which is no surprise, as I was born on Fathers Day. We're special. ;)

Hope you had a wonderful Birthday and Father's Day!

I'm late to this party, too!

Happy Birthday, CaptMojo!

Eat lots of cake!

Open lots of presents!

Drink lots of tea!

Hang lots of banners!

It was a strange, strange weekend.
First, thank you all. I did all the above with aplomb.
The entire weekend was spent in the wilderness of Patrick County VA.
Everything was going great. Then, Sunday afternoon.....

...8 of us went down to the creek and we lauched two boats, heading out onto the lake. I was the MF. In our vernacular, the boat driver. All boat drivers are MFers. The reason being, is because boat drivers tend to only set course for where the BOAT DRIVER decides to want to go. Ring any bells?
I was towing boat 2 with a rope, due to the fact that they had no motor, nor did they have any MFs on board.
On the returning turn, back toward the launch site, my niece aboard boat 2 yells out, "There's a dog over there on the bank! What's a dog doing alone out here on the lake?" Your capt was not paying attention to what was on or near the shore. He was too busy trying to safely navigate through the many logs, and other debris that had washed downstream and found itself in the path of travel.
Making a long story short...I now possess an old dog. HE is mixed between English and Irish Setter. He can't decide whether to bow to the Queen...or spit at her. I think there's a bit more Irish there, if explained only by his coloration. He's red, with a white face and a tiny little 'Poirot'-looking moustache below his nose. He likes to ride. The conveyance, matters not.
More later.

captmojo wrote:It was a strange, strange weekend.
First, thank you all. I did all the above with aplomb.
The entire weekend was spent in the wilderness of Patrick County VA.
Everything was going great. Then, Sunday afternoon.....

...8 of us went down to the creek and we lauched two boats, heading out onto the lake. I was the MF. In our vernacular, the boat driver. All boat drivers are MFers. The reason being, is because boat drivers tend to only set course for where the BOAT DRIVER decides to want to go. Ring any bells?
I was towing boat 2 with a rope, due to the fact that they had no motor, nor did they have any MFs on board.
On the returning turn, back toward the launch site, my niece aboard boat 2 yells out, "There's a dog over there on the bank! What's a dog doing alone out here on the lake?" Your capt was not paying attention to what was on or near the shore. He was too busy trying to safely navigate through the many logs, and other debris that had washed downstream and found itself in the path of travel.
Making a long story short...I now possess an old dog. HE is mixed between English and Irish Setter. He can't decide whether to bow to the Queen...or spit at her. I think there's a bit more Irish there, if explained only by his coloration. He's red, with a white face and a tiny little 'Poirot'-looking moustache below his nose. He likes to ride. The conveyance, matters not.
More later.

Aww..

So, now you have a new "best friend". I love dogs.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN!

Hope you made it a great one! Hell, celebrate today also! Why not!?

Happy Birthday to the Captain!
Play some Eric Clapton!
Somethin' will be happenin'
When you party with the Captain!

Okay, maybe a bit lame, but I mean if from the bottom of my heart, spleen and other significant bodily organs!





-EarlJam