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....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness

Well it depends on what my intent is, and am I drinking with anyone? Male or female? One, or a group setting? Do I plan on walking out of the bar (upright)? Certainly won't be driving. Am I celebrating or just killing brain cells?

And like the good capt. always tells us, What's his favorite beer? "The fifth one, I think. That's the one that makes me handsome and fearless."

EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness

I only see two beers on the list.

1. Guiness
2. Sam Adams

CB&B is correct!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness

I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

devildeac wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness

I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

Beer snobs. Geeeeeeeesh.

-EarlJam

devildeac wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness

I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.

DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.

But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.

But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?

Would that make me the world's most interesting woman?

DukieInKansas wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.

But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?

Would that make me the world's most interesting woman?

DukieInKansas wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?

1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.

Beat me to it.

I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.

But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?

Would that make me the world's most interesting woman?

It would indeed! ;)

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?

EarlJam is definitely the most interesting man in the world.

I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)

Miles wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)

Very funny, Miles. ;)

Miles wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)

CathyCA wrote:

Miles wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)

Very funny, Miles. ;)

Welcome to my (former) world, Cathy

CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

Oh, Corona. Back in my single days I was playing in the bar association golf tournament. An attorney who was pleasant to the eye was in the foursome ahead of me, and he and one of his buddies had stopped to see how our foursome (all ladies) were situated with regard to our fluid levels. I was at least one drink low, and somewhat nervous when they asked us how we were doing. Mr. Cutie offered us Coronas, and I told him thanks but no thanks, because "two stupids make me Corona'ed."

I"m with Cathy and the beer snobs!! I love beer!

lawgrad91 wrote:

CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.

Oh, Corona. Back in my single days I was playing in the bar association golf tournament. An attorney who was pleasant to the eye was in the foursome ahead of me, and he and one of his buddies had stopped to see how our foursome (all ladies) were situated with regard to our fluid levels. I was at least one drink low, and somewhat nervous when they asked us how we were doing. Mr. Cutie offered us Coronas, and I told him thanks but no thanks, because "two stupids make me Corona'ed."

I like drinking beer because I get full before I get (too) stupid. No such luck with tequila. ;)