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Oh my. This could be fun.

-EarlJam

I once fell out of a tree. No jokes! I landed on my back, not my head.

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:Oh my. This could be fun.

-EarlJam

Somehow I knew this would be a vehicle for EJ.

Generally speaking, I rather enjoy the smell of my own farts.
Just ask EarlJam.

lawgrad91 wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Oh my. This could be fun.

-EarlJam

Somehow I knew this would be a vehicle for EJ.

So did I.

Thank you for not disappointing us, EJ!

wilson wrote:Generally speaking, I rather enjoy the smell of my own farts.
Just ask EarlJam.

Who doesn't? Everyone likes their own brand.

Apparently one of my dogs ingested an entire 8-inch long piece of grass whole. I discovered it on its way out. It required manual extraction. This was yesterday. 8 inches is pretty long for my small dogs.

I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:

DukeUsul wrote:Apparently one of my dogs ingested an entire 8-inch long piece of grass whole. I discovered it on its way out. It required manual extraction. This was yesterday. 8 inches is pretty long for my small dogs.

Somehow over time I'm expecting this thread to take directions other than dogs eating long pieces of grass and Earljam and Wilson smelling each others' farts. At least I sure as hell hope so!

After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

I guess since I started it, I should overshare at least once. The way I know it's time to get a new sports bra is when I start bleeding underneath my boobs from the chafing.

CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.

YEARS?

Great, just great!

Fortunately, I do get a little warning with the gut-wrenching cramps that precede the floodgates by a few minutes.

CathyCA wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

CathyCA wrote:After you've had your gallbladder out, if you ingest too much fat in your meal, you'd better be sitting near the potty.

My salad went through me in less than an hour this afternoon.

Heck of a way to lose weight.

Beth had similar problems for years after she had hers out. She hated to travel for work with others who wouldn't be understanding of her frequent need of potty stops. To this day, when we go on trips, she fasts all day until we get there. It's 12+ hours to Florida.

YEARS?

Great, just great!

Fortunately, I do get a little warning with the gut-wrenching cramps that precede the floodgates by a few minutes.

I think she took Questran, mixed with OJ, to help alleviate the problem somewhat. Not that it worked that well.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote: I think she took Questran, mixed with OJ, to help alleviate the problem somewhat. Not that it worked that well.

I'll ask my doc about the Questran.

For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

CathyCA wrote:For a long time, I prayed for God to send me a nice Christian man. Last month, he answered my prayers.

My surgeon's name is "Christian Mann."

No kidding.

Dang, the Big Guy (or Gal) has got one heck of a sense of humor....

Lavabe wrote:I believe the sole smilie to be used on this thread is:

What about:
?