Fun with Fake Quotes that....

[EarlJam]

....that would have, or should have NEVER been said. Have at it! Be creative! I'll start with a few:

"Wait. Did he say 'one if by land,' or 'two if by land?' Shit. This sucks." - Paul Revere

"Hey man, I just bought a bad ass Air Supply T-Shirt!" - A Fan

"F*ck that; YOU cross it! It's cold, I'm tired, and I'm going to bed." - George Washington

-EarlJam

[DevilAlumna]

"92.3% of all quotes found on the Internet are incorrectly attributed." -- Abraham Lincoln.

[Native]

"Time Out!"
-Chris Webber

Really, it should've never been said.

[Jesus_hurley]

"....and that's why I breathe through my nose" - Tyler Hansbrough

[EarlJam]

Anyone see that movie "Alive" or read the book? The one where the survivors had to eat their friends to survive? Can you imagine if Jeffrey Dahmer was a survivor on that plane? Everone else would be vomited, crying and gagging. Jeffrey would be eyeballing everyone's plate asking,

"Hey man, you gonna eat that? No? Sweet!"

Another passenger: "Look at that mutha fucker over there, lickin' his DAMN fingers."

Just a thought.

-EarlJam

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Anyone see that movie "Alive" or read the book? The one where the survivors had to eat their friends to survive? Can you imagine if Jeffrey Dahmer was a survivor on that plane? Everone else would be vomited, crying and gagging. Jeffrey would be eyeballing everyone's plate asking,

"Hey man, you gonna eat that? No? Sweet!"

Another passenger: "Look at that mutha fucker over there, lickin' his DAMN fingers."

Just a thought.

-EarlJam

[EarlJam]

"Get a bomb on Nagasaki? I thought he said, 'let's get bombed on a bag of sake.' Should we turn the plane around?"

-EarlJam