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Appendix go boom;
Darkness in hospital bed;
Dream of Lortab.

-EarlJam

First things first: Limericks.

Stepped on broken glass.
Smashed bottles on patio.
Need to stop drinking.

wilson wrote:First things first: Limericks.

fuck, sorry.

-ej

First solo flight sucks;
Not know of heavy crosswinds;
Plane flip my neck snap.

-EarlJam

Tripped and busted face.
Numerous lacerations.
Should have tied my shoes.

I stepped on a rake.
It whacked me between the eyes.
I need an ice pack.

wilson wrote:Tripped and busted face.
Numerous lacerations.
Should have tied my shoes.

wilson wrote:First things first: Limericks.

Second: I believe you're writing haikus rather than limericks. what do I know, though; I'm a chemist.

ArkieDukie wrote:I believe you're writing haikus rather than limericks. what do I know, though; I'm a chemist.

Yeah, you're exactly right, and I'm deeply ashamed of myself for not even thinking about that, as I love both forms. However, I'm gonna soldier on with haiku. Somehow, they're more noble or something than limericks.

wilson wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I believe you're writing haikus rather than limericks. what do I know, though; I'm a chemist.

Yeah, you're exactly right, and I'm deeply ashamed of myself for not even thinking about that, as I love both forms. However, I'm gonna soldier on with haiku. Somehow, they're more noble or something than limericks.

Also, "haiku" requires no S to be capitalized.

wilson wrote:

wilson wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I believe you're writing haikus rather than limericks. what do I know, though; I'm a chemist.

Yeah, you're exactly right, and I'm deeply ashamed of myself for not even thinking about that, as I love both forms. However, I'm gonna soldier on with haiku. Somehow, they're more noble or something than limericks.

Also, "haiku" requires no S to be capitalized.

When I was at Duke, it was a weekly tradition in my fraternity for us to all make fun of each other and/or make inappropriate jokes in haiku form at the close of each week's chapter meeting.

wilson wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I believe you're writing haikus rather than limericks. what do I know, though; I'm a chemist.

Yeah, you're exactly right, and I'm deeply ashamed of myself, as I love both forms.

No worries. You're both doing an excellent job of being creative.

Indigestion sucks.
These butt breezes are rancid.
What if this is IBS?

ArkieDukie wrote:

wilson wrote:

ArkieDukie wrote:I believe you're writing haikus rather than limericks. what do I know, though; I'm a chemist.

Yeah, you're exactly right, and I'm deeply ashamed of myself, as I love both forms.

No worries. You're both doing an excellent job of being creative.

sorry, shit. Yes. these are limeericks. Let's make this both a limerick/haiuduwkkku thread.

I once cut my balls with a razor;
I once hurt a friend with a taser;
My nuts exploded;
My dong eroded;
and I sliced off my balls with a laser.

-earljam

KI once had a bad toe,
Sent us into spasms of woe.
He worked really hard,
Our young freshman guard,
And now we to Anaheim go.

lawgrad91 wrote:KI once had a bad toe,
Sent us into spasms of woe.
He worked really hard,
Our young freshman guard,
And now we to Anaheim go.