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Aren't all dads technically mother fuckers - or at least they used to be?

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:Aren't all dads technically mother fuckers - or at least they used to be?

-EarlJam

EarlJam's absurd, inimitable, unassailable logic strikes again.
As for my parents, my dad was a mother fucker twice and only twice. I'm sure of it.

EJ, one of the local defense attorneys tried the "truth is an absolute defense" defense in court once, and only once. His client was charged with (among other things) calling the school principal a "motherfucker." The questioning went something like this:

"Sir, are you married?
Do you have any children?
Doesn't that make you a--"

Whereupon the judge advised him that the line of questioning was about to land him in contempt.

lawgrad91 wrote:EJ, one of the local defense attorneys tried the "truth is an absolute defense" defense in court once, and only once. His client was charged with (among other things) calling the school principal a "motherfucker." The questioning went something like this:

"Sir, are you married?
Do you have any children?
Doesn't that make you a--"

Whereupon the judge advised him that the line of questioning was about to land him in contempt.

Fugging AWESOME!



-EarlJam

wilson wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Aren't all dads technically mother fuckers - or at least they used to be?

-EarlJam

EarlJam's absurd, inimitable, unassailable logic strikes again.
As for my parents, my dad was a mother fucker twice and only twice. I'm sure of it.

Um, technically, your mother wasn't a mother yet the first time. ;)

bjornolf wrote:

wilson wrote:As for my parents, my dad was a mother fucker twice and only twice. I'm sure of it.

Um, technically, your mother wasn't a mother yet the first time. ;)

Excellent point. You are correct. My father was a mother fucker once and only once. Good catch.

wilson wrote:

bjornolf wrote:

wilson wrote:As for my parents, my dad was a mother fucker twice and only twice. I'm sure of it.

Um, technically, your mother wasn't a mother yet the first time. ;)

Excellent point. You are correct. My father was a mother fucker once and only once. Good catch.

Are you saying your folks only did it once after your mom became a mother the first time? I don't think so! Your dad has been a mother fucker hundreds, if not thousands, of times! I've been a mother fucker for almost 29 years!

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Are you saying your folks only did it once after your mom became a mother the first time? I don't think so! Your dad has been a mother fucker hundreds, if not thousands, of times! I've been a mother fucker for almost 29 years!

I said the above only jokingly, but also, you and my father don't, ahem, play for the same team. He has not been a mother fucker for at least twelve years (at least not in the sense discussed here...). While I wish I didn't know this so specifically, I do know. I am glad that your marriage has been so healthy, but my parents' was not (certainly not in the sense implied by this thread).