Are Humans Considered "Animals?"
Posted: March 9th, 2011, 3:27 pm
You know, technically speaking.
Discuss.
-EarlJam
Discuss.
-EarlJam
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Other animals have really cool names for themselves when they are in groups. I mean, there's a "herd" of cattle, or a "flock" of birds, of course, both fairly familiar and pedestrian by now, but did you know that a group of rhinos is called a "crash"? Or that a group of ravens is called a "murder"? There's an army of ants. A troop of gorillas. A coalition of cheetahs. An obstinacy of buffaloes (no, seriously).CameronBornAndBred wrote:The fact that we are animals was taught to me when I was a very young animal.
The universal term for "a large group" is "shitload."wilson wrote:Other animals have really cool names for themselves when they are in groups. I mean, there's a "herd" of cattle, or a "flock" of birds, of course, both fairly familiar and pedestrian by now, but did you know that a group of rhinos is called a "crash"? Or that a group of ravens is called a "murder"? There's an army of ants. A troop of gorillas. A coalition of cheetahs. An obstinacy of buffaloes (no, seriously).CameronBornAndBred wrote:The fact that we are animals was taught to me when I was a very young animal.
So why do we just call a group of ourselves a "group of people"? You'd think we could do better for ourselves as a species. I mean, hell, we invented all of those other awesome words, right?
Excellent point. There's also the possibility of scenarios like the following:EarlJam wrote:Okay, so many angles here. So, if you gather a group of ravens and have them committed to some kind of avian sanctuary, have you technically committed a murder? It would suck to do something nice like that for ravens only to be sentenced to death for it. One thing is for certain, you'd never do it again. Nevermore. Nevermore.
-EarlJam
wilson wrote:Excellent point. There's also the possibility of scenarios like the following:EarlJam wrote:Okay, so many angles here. So, if you gather a group of ravens and have them committed to some kind of avian sanctuary, have you technically committed a murder? It would suck to do something nice like that for ravens only to be sentenced to death for it. One thing is for certain, you'd never do it again. Nevermore. Nevermore.
-EarlJam
That murder was crowing bloody murder outside my house last night, so I murdered the murder. Those ravens are tough little suckers...finishing the murder murder was murder.
Interesting:wilson wrote:Other animals have really cool names for themselves when they are in groups. I mean, there's a "herd" of cattle, or a "flock" of birds, of course, both fairly familiar and pedestrian by now, but did you know that a group of rhinos is called a "crash"? Or that a group of ravens is called a "murder"? There's an army of ants. A troop of gorillas. A coalition of cheetahs. An obstinacy of buffaloes (no, seriously).CameronBornAndBred wrote:The fact that we are animals was taught to me when I was a very young animal.
So why do we just call a group of ourselves a "group of people"? You'd think we could do better for ourselves as a species. I mean, hell, we invented all of those other awesome words, right?
HAHAHAHAHA.EarlJam wrote:So if a group of ravens peer into a mirror, will they see "Red Rum" written in dark red?
-EarlJam
Well, let's see. They're hairy. They're powerful. Men like them (in a companionship sort of way). Their lips are prominent. And if you treat them poorly, they can really mess you up.wilson wrote:I wonder what a group of wookiees is called? That seems like precisely the sort of dorky thing that George Lucas and/or his dorky disciples would think about.
EarlJam wrote:Well, let's see. They're hairy. They're powerful. Men like them (in a companionship sort of way). Their lips are prominent. And if you treat them poorly, they can really mess you up.
How about a "Vaginak?"
"Hey, check that out Magnus! It's a vaginak of wookiees!"
-EJ
I thought a group of crows was a murder. I thought a group of ravens was called an unkindness.wilson wrote:Other animals have really cool names for themselves when they are in groups. I mean, there's a "herd" of cattle, or a "flock" of birds, of course, both fairly familiar and pedestrian by now, but did you know that a group of rhinos is called a "crash"? Or that a group of ravens is called a "murder"? There's an army of ants. A troop of gorillas. A coalition of cheetahs. An obstinacy of buffaloes (no, seriously).CameronBornAndBred wrote:The fact that we are animals was taught to me when I was a very young animal.
So why do we just call a group of ourselves a "group of people"? You'd think we could do better for ourselves as a species. I mean, hell, we invented all of those other awesome words, right?
A group of crows is indeed a murder. However, ravens are likewise referred to as such.bjornolf wrote:I thought a group of crows was a murder. I thought a group of ravens was called an unkindness.
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Blame it on Linnaeus.EarlJam wrote:You know, technically speaking.
Discuss.
-EarlJam
ah, but my term, an unkindness, was the first listed. Some rando named Michelle added the murder.wilson wrote:A group of crows is indeed a murder. However, ravens are likewise referred to as such.bjornolf wrote:I thought a group of crows was a murder. I thought a group of ravens was called an unkindness.
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