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This morning, I had an epiphany (sp) and decided it was no longer acceptable to 1) curse or 2) tell people to go to hell.

As soon as I made the decision to no longer do either, I could feel my soul lighten and float like a dove's feather into the rainbow of love. I still, however, can not pull for unc. Therefore, I have a few choice (if nicer) words for our "friends" from Chapel Hill....

"Lose unc! Lose!"

"Beat carolina!"

"We've got spirit, yes we do, we will score more points than YOU!"

"carolina is worse than we are!"

"GO TO HELL CAROLINA, AND EAT SHIT YOU FUCKERS!!!!"

Oops, that last one slipped.

-EarlJam

Spring's arrival can cause surprising changes in folks.

Like I give a fat rat's ass! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em up bad!
Quoted from my 90 year old mother

captmojo wrote:Spring's arrival can cause surprising changes in folks.

Like I give a fat rat's ass! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em up bad!
Quoted from my 90 year old mother

Just for luck, i should have driven up to Windy Hill to rub my giant cock today. Oh well, I suppose rubbing my very non-gigantic cock for two hours will have to .........um, nevermind.

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:

captmojo wrote:Spring's arrival can cause surprising changes in folks.

Like I give a fat rat's ass! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em up bad!
Quoted from my 90 year old mother

Just for luck, i should have driven up to Windy Hill to rub my giant cock today. Oh well, I suppose rubbing my very non-gigantic cock for two hours will have to .........um, nevermind.

-EarlJam

I don't think you rubbed your giant cock enough today.

I despise them.

I really, really hate them. And, bro, NO more nice guy bullshit