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We have got a kick out of this here at work today so I wanted to share.... please read...

http://www.kinston.com/news/wells-68407 ... ounty.html

Needless to say, our own EJ, is not the one who created "Thats what SHE said!" as he would like us all to believe.

That's too damn funny. My favorite part (a close tie with the sharpened banana) is

“It was all going fine until one of our neighbors’ cows got loose,” Hapsburg said. “That cow eased into one of our piranha beds to cool off and them piranhas jumped all over her; she kept trying to ‘moo’ but she never got passed ‘mmm’.”

Outstanding!

That is so funny!!!

And for another amusing news story of the day:

Deputy investigating report finds truck full of naked people
http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime ... e2a56.html

Jarrett said the deputy asked what the four were doing.

"Well, I think we're getting in trouble," one said

Both of these stories had me cracking up....

DevilAlumna wrote:And for another amusing news story of the day:

Deputy investigating report finds truck full of naked people
http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime ... e2a56.html

Jarrett said the deputy asked what the four were doing.

"Well, I think we're getting in trouble," one said

The driver, 32, was arrested on suspicion of third-offense driving under the influence, an open alcohol container violation, not wearing a seat belt and overloading the front seat of a vehicle.

The other man, 22, and two women, ages 36 and 31, were not cited, Jarrett said.

In Nebraska it's OK to drive or otherwise be naked in a vehicle on public streets? Interesting...

Jesus_hurley wrote:

DevilAlumna wrote:And for another amusing news story of the day:

Deputy investigating report finds truck full of naked people
http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime ... e2a56.html

Jarrett said the deputy asked what the four were doing.

"Well, I think we're getting in trouble," one said

The driver, 32, was arrested on suspicion of third-offense driving under the influence, an open alcohol container violation, not wearing a seat belt and overloading the front seat of a vehicle.

The other man, 22, and two women, ages 36 and 31, were not cited, Jarrett said.

In Nebraska it's OK to drive or otherwise be naked in a vehicle on public streets? Interesting...

As a prosecutor, I personally loved the "not wearing a seat belt and overloading the front seat of a vehicle."

The word "fart" is funny to me. Always has been.