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Do not get caught wearing this shirt. It makes you look guilty.



The rest of the story is here...http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5247222/

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/06/joyce-dewitt-mug-shot/

Two's company, with eyes like this.

I have not yet had a mug shot taken of me. Don't plan on it ever happening either...

YmoBeThere wrote:I have not yet had a mug shot taken of me. Don't plan on it ever happening either...

The only one I ever hope to have taken is one with Sam Adams (or Full Sail, or Dogfish Head or...) on it .

YmoBeThere wrote:I have not yet had a mug shot taken of me. Don't plan on it ever happening either...

Unless you count drivers' licenses in Virginia. My mom went in to renew her license, and they told her it was now illegal to smile in VA license pictures. The guy literally refused to snap the shot 'til she stopped smiling. I don't get it. I guess they want you to be more easily recognizable in the photo when a cop pulls you over?

bjornolf wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:I have not yet had a mug shot taken of me. Don't plan on it ever happening either...

Unless you count drivers' licenses in Virginia. My mom went in to renew her license, and they told her it was now illegal to smile in VA license pictures. The guy literally refused to snap the shot 'til she stopped smiling. I don't get it. I guess they want you to be more easily recognizable in the photo when a cop pulls you over?

Maybe its a cost cutting move...all they need to do is through in the little sign at the bottom of the pic.

Maybe if you ARE wanted for something, they can use the picture on your license in the news and the wanted poster and it'll look like a mug shot.

bjornolf wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:I have not yet had a mug shot taken of me. Don't plan on it ever happening either...

Unless you count drivers' licenses in Virginia. My mom went in to renew her license, and they told her it was now illegal to smile in VA license pictures. The guy literally refused to snap the shot 'til she stopped smiling. I don't get it. I guess they want you to be more easily recognizable in the photo when a cop pulls you over?

Supposedly face-recognition software does not work as well if the subject is smiling. So remember, if you are going to commit a public crime, be very happy about it.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

bjornolf wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:I have not yet had a mug shot taken of me. Don't plan on it ever happening either...

Unless you count drivers' licenses in Virginia. My mom went in to renew her license, and they told her it was now illegal to smile in VA license pictures. The guy literally refused to snap the shot 'til she stopped smiling. I don't get it. I guess they want you to be more easily recognizable in the photo when a cop pulls you over?

Supposedly face-recognition software does not work as well if the subject is smiling. So remember, if you are going to commit a public crime, be very happy about it.

Really? Fascinating. I'll remember that if I ever have to hold up a 7-11 for my favorite slurpee. If I'm getting a slurpee, I'll probably be smiling anyway. ;)

This isn't a mug shot, they haven't caught the guy.
If you have seen the following cartoon character, he robbed a pharmacy here in Morehead today.



Nice nose buddy. I think the police used Wooly Willy to draw the picture.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:This isn't a mug shot, they haven't caught the guy.
If you have seen the following cartoon character, he robbed a pharmacy here in Morehead today.



Nice nose buddy. I think the police used Wooly Willy to draw the picture.

Eminem!
Uggh...David Spade!
Uggh...Cousin Ron!
Did he take money or drugs? This is a question of vital import.

This is my all-time favorite:

Miles wrote:This is my all-time favorite:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

Seriously man. I cannot stop laughing either. Every time I see it I lose it a little bit.

Miles wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

Seriously man. I cannot stop laughing either. Every time I see it I lose it a little bit.

Laughing out loud at my desk...people are staring.......

can't stop......

Miles wrote:This is my all-time favorite:

Too funny for words...

Hope the poor guy still has his job. :roll:

devildeac wrote:Hope the poor guy still has his job. :roll:

I'm pleased to say he does. His name is Marc Brown and he is an Emmy award winning journalist in LA. Good guy. I enjoyed watching him on the news. Well, enjoyed him just about as much as I can enjoy anyone broadcasting "news".

None of the images in this thread show up for me. They all just display the word "Image".
It feels like a mean, sick inside joke, on me.

wilson wrote:None of the images in this thread show up for me. They all just display the word "Image".
It feels like a mean, sick inside joke, on me.

To everyone else but Wilson...

Well, now there they are.