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OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » February 5th, 2011, 10:56 pm

Oh, it's getting funky over at the dump on the hump! The stench is getting palpable! The player are abandoning ship in mid semester! They are giving up their scholarships and running away as their little feet can carry them back to California, or wherever it is they find peace and solitude to avoid the hell that obviously envelops chapel hell! Parents of former players are posting things on social web sites about the team's coach that would make sailors blush. And these things are all true! I'm not making them up! No embellishment necessary! It's always great to be a Blue Devil! But it's especially great to be a Blue Devil fan in 2011!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » February 5th, 2011, 11:04 pm

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » February 5th, 2011, 11:55 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Oh, it's getting funky over at the dump on the hump! The stench is getting palpable! The player are abandoning ship in mid semester! They are giving up their scholarships and running away as their little feet can carry them back to California, or wherever it is they find peace and solitude to avoid the hell that obviously envelops chapel hell! Parents of former players are posting things on social web sites about the team's coach that would make sailors blush. And these things are all true! I'm not making them up! No embellishment necessary! It's always great to be a Blue Devil! But it's especially great to be a Blue Devil fan in 2011!

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » February 5th, 2011, 11:56 pm

It's cold out tonight..but I can feel the heat eminating from the hill. GO TO HELL CAROLINA, GO TO HELL!!!

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » February 6th, 2011, 7:39 am

Went to dinner last night in Chapel Hill. The fear was palpable. Our game was on the tube and a couple of the whine and cheese crowd walked by it, checked the score and said "Oh God that's awful."

That's right. And it's coming your way next.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » February 6th, 2011, 8:24 am

DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » February 6th, 2011, 9:01 pm

The gates must be opening and drawing in all the warmth and sending moisture to the west. The forecast for snow Tuesday night has increased from an inch to 5 to 7 inches. A sure sign that heat is being drawn to Chapel Hill.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » February 6th, 2011, 10:17 pm

Go to hell Carolina.

Nothing more need be said.

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » February 6th, 2011, 11:58 pm

It's quiet here in Dumpy Domedom. Verrrry quiet. There's a lot of this

going on.
Love, Ima

Almost forgot

Jesus_hurley · Post by **Jesus_hurley** » February 7th, 2011, 11:16 am

It's Monday and Carolina can go to hell.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » February 7th, 2011, 11:42 am

Jesus_hurley wrote:It's Monday and Carolina can go to hell.

They can go to hell anyday.

Rolvix · Post by **Rolvix** » February 7th, 2011, 12:53 pm

unc fans need to stop talking to me.

Seriously.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » February 7th, 2011, 1:14 pm

Rolvix wrote:unc fans need to stop talking to me.

Seriously.

It looked like you were holding your own to me on Facebook, Rolvix. But I know what you mean. I have unfriended one person this week, after having her in "ignore" status for a long time over talking smack.

I don't talk smack to sheep fans, even after we win, and I think I'm entitled to some amount of respect. Those who think otherwise, can

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » February 7th, 2011, 2:41 pm

I saw Tyler Zeller and a few teammates purchasing flame retardant suits and fire extinguishers yesterday. They know what's coming.

Hell. HEll. HELL!!!!!!

Before and after photo of carolina's starting five Wednesday:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

-EarlJam

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » February 7th, 2011, 6:31 pm

devildeac wrote:
Jesus_hurley wrote:It's Monday and Carolina can go to hell.

They can go to hell anyday.

It's a day ending in "y", and carolina can go to hell.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » February 9th, 2011, 4:37 am

Here at the Rock, all light has been sucked out of the sky. No moon is visible. So cold, as to make one think of the absence of God himself. On highways yesterday, that special brine solution was being laid down, in expectation of weather so cold as to bring ice from the sky. I think government knows something they aren't telling. Could it be? Wha...shhhh. Could it be that Lucifer will return to Earth from the bowels of Hades, to gather his minions and haul them back to the Hell from whence they first came?

I gotta go! I gotta go! Time to get out.

Duke to win by this many.

Post by **wilson** » February 9th, 2011, 8:41 am

captmojo wrote:

Duke to win by this many.

There, I fixed it for you.

Post by **wilson** » February 9th, 2011, 8:43 am

As always, I immediately woke up today so jittery that I can't sit still.
Now I'm drinking coffee.
I'm too old for this.

Post by **wilson** » February 9th, 2011, 8:47 am

GO TO HELL, carolina, GO TO HELL!

Jesus_hurley · Post by **Jesus_hurley** » February 9th, 2011, 1:04 pm

8 hours to game time.

Carolina can still go to Hell!

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