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I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace drinking cocoa by the bear skin rug. Doorbell rang, who could it be? Thought to myself and started to strut. Got the door, ding dong, who is it? My girl's best friend had paid me a visit. Fly as can be tight dressed and all; she knew that I was faithful and really didn't have the gall. She tried a move, I wouldn't take the bait; I said chill baby baby, chill baby baby WAIT!

-EarlJam

And then, what happened. Wait....I don't want to know.