Since we were children, we giggled at this planet's name. Now, first of all I, EarlJam, am giving Pluto its "Planet Status Rights" again. Now, with that in mind, and let's say we go back to the original nine, how would YOU rename the planets so that, perhaps, each one gets a chuckle for future generations?
I shall begin.
1. Mercury becomes
2. Venus becomes Penis (obviously)
3. Earth becomes Girth
4. Mars becomes Bras (?)
5. Saturn become Saturation
6. Jupiter becomes Pubichair
7. Neptune becomes......
......nevermind. This is stupid.
I've had narcotics.
-EarlJam
Uranus is the standard....
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Uranus is the standard....
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