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They would never let you join in any reindeer games.

They would laugh and call you names.

His own dad, Donner, was ashamed of him and tried to hide his glowing nose under mud.

So, after pretty much saving Christmas and the jobs of all at the North Pole that famous foggy night, what would you do if you were Rudolph?

-EarlJam

I'd tell 'em to kiss my shiny red nose.

Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer. Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.

captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.

Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg

Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.

Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.

Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg

Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.

Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers.

Oh, my word, he does.

and

devildeac wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.

Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg

Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.

Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers.

Oh, my word, he does.

and

Oh my god. That is awesome! It DOES look like Dean Smith. Can we get a "Separated at Birth?"

-Earljam

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.

Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg

Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.

Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers.

Thanks Ozzie and EarlJam! Both of you have given me a much-needed laugh.

I'd go on strike with Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.