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DukieInKansas wrote:yes

Hot damn! So I can add Kansas as a potential Road Trip destination for EarlJam Fest '11.

Thanks!

Any others?

-EarlJam

If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

CathyCA wrote:If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

More cruelty by Cathy to EarlJam. This makes me weep.

-EarlJam

CathyCA wrote:If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

You mean I could have asked for chores from EJ?

EJ - how are you at home repairs? I need to rebuild the step from my garage to my kitchen. And replace the innards of a toilet, put in a small patio in the back yard, etc. I'm sure I can come up with a more thorough list if I have time.

EarlJam wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:yes

Hot damn! So I can add Kansas as a potential Road Trip destination for EarlJam Fest '11.

Thanks!

Any others?

-EarlJam

Never mind on the listed chores. I hope to have those done before 2011.

DukieInKansas wrote:

CathyCA wrote:If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

You mean I could have asked for chores from EJ?

EJ - how are you at home repairs? I need to rebuild the step from my garage to my kitchen. And replace the innards of a toilet, put in a small patio in the back yard, etc. I'm sure I can come up with a more thorough list if I have time.

I am actually very good with home repairs. The secret, as Clint Eastwood once said, is for a man to know his limitations. I used to fix toilets all the time. Seriously. It's pretty simple but if you don't know what you are doing, it can be a disaster. The trick is in the manipulation of the ballcock.

-EarlJam

Yes. If my dog pushes you out of bed it's because she likes you.

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

More cruelty by Cathy to EarlJam. This makes me weep.

-EarlJam

Gee, I'd thought maybe the power washing might appeal to you. Or the pedicure.

Actually, if you'll send your landlord who cleans so well for a couple of days ahead of you, you can stay for a couple of weeks...

EJam already did chores for us when we moved. So YES, he can come over (assuming that Georgia the Wonderdog will let him in the house).

EarlJam wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:

CathyCA wrote:If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

You mean I could have asked for chores from EJ?

EJ - how are you at home repairs? I need to rebuild the step from my garage to my kitchen. And replace the innards of a toilet, put in a small patio in the back yard, etc. I'm sure I can come up with a more thorough list if I have time.

I am actually very good with home repairs. The secret, as Clint Eastwood once said, is for a man to know his limitations. I used to fix toilets all the time. Seriously. It's pretty simple but if you don't know what you are doing, it can be a disaster. The trick is in the manipulation of the ballcock.

-EarlJam

I have actually had experience replacing the innards of a toilet. This will not be my first time.

Lavabe wrote:EJam already did chores for us when we moved. So YES, he can come over (assuming that Georgia the Wonderdog will let him in the house).

Yeeeeeehah! So I now have Kansas, The Outer Banks, and Kentucky on the list!

-EarlJam

CathyCA wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:If you would rake the leaves, put pine straw around the foundation plantings, power wash the driveway, clean Christian's room, cook dinner, and give me a pedicure, yes.

Otherwise, no. We're kind of busy.

More cruelty by Cathy to EarlJam. This makes me weep.

-EarlJam

Gee, I'd thought maybe the power washing might appeal to you. Or the pedicure.

Can I combine the two? A power foot wash and pedicure?

This sounds interesting!

-EarlJam

Yes.
Bring your own bedroom. Attach to the side of the house.
Shave the chickens.
De-olive the olive loaf.
Cap the chimney.
Bury the cat. He won't keep still.
Flush it when you finish.

Yes, you can come. You can add the big town of Efland to your list.

Might as well add the vast metropolis of Belews Creek, too, if the other half doesn't complain.

lawgrad91 wrote:Might as well add the vast metropolis of Belews Creek, too, if the other half doesn't complain.

The other half of Belews Creek? Is it that small? ;)

EarlJam wrote: Can I combine the two? A power foot wash and pedicure?

This sounds interesting!

-EarlJam

I'll power wash your feet after you power wash the driveway. And then we can run through the sprinkler system, after you get it running.