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Next time you need to get an odor out of your car, I've got you covered. 60 minutes with one of these babies and the odor is gone. Every car dealer I've let try it has bought it this week, and I'm just getting started! I'm putting some poor schlep of a contract guy out of business!
http://www.greentechenv.com/portozone

*PortOzone is intended for use in spaces that are unoccupied by humans or pets.

Are you mad at EJ for something?

Ahh, an ozone generator. One of my patents deals with a device that could be used for ozone generation. We were using it to charge the surface of continuous filaments.

Jesus_hurley wrote:*PortOzone is intended for use in spaces that are unoccupied by humans or pets.

Are you mad at EJ for something?

Seriously, no. A (long) while ago he started a thread about how to get rid of a seriously bad odor in his car. It may have had something to do with getting rid of blood stains in the trunk, too. One would use the PortOzone with no one occupying the car at the time of use. It would not help get rid of the blood stains. They just wouldn't stink anymore ;)

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:*PortOzone is intended for use in spaces that are unoccupied by humans or pets.

Are you mad at EJ for something?

Seriously, no. A (long) while ago he started a thread about how to get rid of a seriously bad odor in his car. It may have had something to do with getting rid of blood stains in the trunk, too. One would use the PortOzone with no one occupying the car at the time of use. It would not help get rid of the blood stains. They just wouldn't stink anymore ;)

DUDE... that was ME.
It was collard green juice that spilled all over my trunk. DD makes a veiled reference to it from time to time.

Lavabe wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:*PortOzone is intended for use in spaces that are unoccupied by humans or pets.

Are you mad at EJ for something?

Seriously, no. A (long) while ago he started a thread about how to get rid of a seriously bad odor in his car. It may have had something to do with getting rid of blood stains in the trunk, too. One would use the PortOzone with no one occupying the car at the time of use. It would not help get rid of the blood stains. They just wouldn't stink anymore ;)

DUDE... that was ME.
It was collard green juice that spilled all over my trunk. DD makes a veiled reference to it from time to time.

Veiled, my wanker. Nothing but direct references. I even liked the old thread from DBR, IIRC .

devildeac wrote:

Lavabe wrote:DUDE... that was ME.
It was collard green juice that spilled all over my trunk. DD makes a veiled reference to it from time to time.

Veiled, my wanker. Nothing but direct references. I even liked the old thread from DBR, IIRC .

If you revive that thread OY, I might actually visit. Perhaps I'll even get a spork or two!

Lavabe wrote:

devildeac wrote:

Lavabe wrote:DUDE... that was ME.
It was collard green juice that spilled all over my trunk. DD makes a veiled reference to it from time to time.

Veiled, my wanker. Nothing but direct references. I even liked the old thread from DBR, IIRC .

If you revive that thread OY, I might actually visit. Perhaps I'll even get a spork or two!

Have a couple of sporks over here, so you don't have to go OY.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Next time you need to get an odor out of your car, I've got you covered. 60 minutes with one of these babies and the odor is gone. Every car dealer I've let try it has bought it this week, and I'm just getting started! I'm putting some poor schlep of a contract guy out of business!
http://www.greentechenv.com/portozone

Hmmmmmm. This sounds interesting. I used a dead moose to get rid of the original human blood/bodily fluid odor, but even a dead moose smells awful. I finally just sold the car to my grandmother..........who, incidentally, was arrested two months later on murder charges. Go figure.

Anyway, I will check out this device if ever needed in the future!

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Next time you need to get an odor out of your car, I've got you covered. 60 minutes with one of these babies and the odor is gone. Every car dealer I've let try it has bought it this week, and I'm just getting started! I'm putting some poor schlep of a contract guy out of business!
http://www.greentechenv.com/portozone

Hmmmmmm. This sounds interesting. I used a dead moose to get rid of the original human blood/bodily fluid odor, but even a dead moose smells awful. I finally just sold the car to my grandmother..........who, incidentally, was arrested two months later on murder charges. Go figure.

Anyway, I will check out this device if ever needed in the future!

-EJ

I bet your roommate would love to have one of these.

Jesus_hurley wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Next time you need to get an odor out of your car, I've got you covered. 60 minutes with one of these babies and the odor is gone. Every car dealer I've let try it has bought it this week, and I'm just getting started! I'm putting some poor schlep of a contract guy out of business!
http://www.greentechenv.com/portozone

Hmmmmmm. This sounds interesting. I used a dead moose to get rid of the original human blood/bodily fluid odor, but even a dead moose smells awful. I finally just sold the car to my grandmother..........who, incidentally, was arrested two months later on murder charges. Go figure.

Anyway, I will check out this device if ever needed in the future!

-EJ

I bet your roommate would love to have one of these.

I figured his roommate, or what was left of him, CAUSED the original human blood/bodily fluid odor.

lawgrad91 wrote: I figured his roommate, or what was left of him, CAUSED the original human blood/bodily fluid odor.

It was, hypothetically, my neighbor who stole my parking space.

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote: I figured his roommate, or what was left of him, CAUSED the original human blood/bodily fluid odor.

It was, hypothetically, my neighbor who stole my parking space.

-EJ

Was it hypothetically or allegedly?

DukieInKansas wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote: I figured his roommate, or what was left of him, CAUSED the original human blood/bodily fluid odor.

It was, hypothetically, my neighbor who stole my parking space.

-EJ

Was it hypothetically or allegedly?

Yeah, "allegedly," that's the ticket! All I know about law I learned from Judge Mathis.

-EJ

Hotels used to use those to get rid of cigarette smell in the rooms.

Lavabe wrote:

devildeac wrote:

Lavabe wrote:DUDE... that was ME.
It was collard green juice that spilled all over my trunk. DD makes a veiled reference to it from time to time.

Veiled, my wanker. Nothing but direct references. I even liked the old thread from DBR, IIRC .

If you revive that thread OY, I might actually visit. Perhaps I'll even get a spork or two!

I did a search for the thread, but nothing came up. Guess I didn't use the right terms. What did you call it? I found a 2 year old thread on getting rid of smoke and odors in a NYC apartment and sent him a PM about the GT3000. Haven't heard back from him yet.

If you still have that car, drive it to Raleigh next time and we'll zap it.

bjornolf wrote:Hotels used to use those to get rid of cigarette smell in the rooms.

And they still do! But this is so much smaller and lighter than what they used to use, there is no comparison.

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

bjornolf wrote:Hotels used to use those to get rid of cigarette smell in the rooms.

And they still do! But this is so much smaller and lighter than what they used to use, there is no comparison.

Wow, really? The one I saw one time was about the size of a large toaster. It was completely portable.

bjornolf wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

bjornolf wrote:Hotels used to use those to get rid of cigarette smell in the rooms.

And they still do! But this is so much smaller and lighter than what they used to use, there is no comparison.

Wow, really? The one I saw one time was about the size of a large toaster. It was completely portable.

Most of the old ones are the size of a large Electrolux canister vacuum cleaner. This one is roughly 6" x 7" x 5" and weighs 2.4 lbs.