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Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

I hate my dentist.

He loves me.

Kelly's at the dentist right now having a crown repaired. I'm at a coffee shop trying to work but there are many, many annoying people having meetings next to me. I'm okay with people meeting in public places for meetings, but I think they need to keep the volume at a respectable level and if they can't, then they need to take their business elsewhere. One of the tools keeps interrupting the meeting with obnoxiously loud phone calls. Take the damn phone outside! I'm seconds away from ordering an extra large, pumpkin latte and dumping the damn thing down his neck. At this point, I'd be willing to risk jail time to shut his pie hole.

Miles wrote:Kelly's at the dentist right now having a crown repaired. I'm at a coffee shop trying to work but there are many, many annoying people having meetings next to me. I'm okay with people meeting in public places for meetings, but I think they need to keep the volume at a respectable level and if they can't, then they need to take their business elsewhere. One of the tools keeps interrupting the meeting with obnoxiously loud phone calls. Take the damn phone outside! I'm seconds away from ordering an extra large, pumpkin latte and dumping the damn thing down his neck. At this point, I'd be willing to risk jail time to shut his pie hole.

Temper, temper Mr. Miles.
And toothy vibes to Kelly.

EarlJam wrote:Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

Lavabe wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

I'd love to have one of these contraptions under my desk!

-EarlJam

Lavabe wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

I'd love to have one of these contraptions under my desk!

-EarlJam

Infraction to EJ for posting the same thing twice (PW).

EarlJam wrote:

Lavabe wrote:

EarlJam wrote:Went to the dentist today. No cavities, but lots of nitros oxide! I didn't want to leave!

Just thought I'd share.

-EarlJam

DUDE...

I'd love to have one of these contraptions under my desk!

-EarlJam

Under your desk?!? Do you really need anymore gas anywhere near your ass?

Miles wrote:Kelly's at the dentist right now having a crown repaired. I'm at a coffee shop trying to work but there are many, many annoying people having meetings next to me. I'm okay with people meeting in public places for meetings, but I think they need to keep the volume at a respectable level and if they can't, then they need to take their business elsewhere. One of the tools keeps interrupting the meeting with obnoxiously loud phone calls. Take the damn phone outside! I'm seconds away from ordering an extra large, pumpkin latte and dumping the damn thing down his neck. At this point, I'd be willing to risk jail time to shut his pie hole.

I know that guy!
He keeps a lighted Santa head on the wall over his garage door!

I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

DukePA wrote:I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

DukePA wrote:I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

I know nitrous as "hippie crack". It was a favorite at Dead shows, you could buy large balloons of it for 5 bucks.

colchar wrote:

DukePA wrote:I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

Oh dear God.



-EarlJam

All this gas, gave me the giggles!!!!!!!!!!!!

colchar wrote:

DukePA wrote:I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

To quote Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords, "Too many dicks."

-EarlJam

colchar wrote:

DukePA wrote:I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

NOOOOO! Penises would be "wanker, wanker, wanker or dong, dong, dong or whatever " Next time you inhale a little nitrous, you'll see what I mean

DukePA wrote:

colchar wrote:

DukePA wrote:I <3 nitrous oxide!!!! wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang . . . giggle!

wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang, wang? Nitrous oxide makes you think of penis? Or, more accurately, sixteen of them?

NOOOOO! Penises would be "wanker, wanker, wanker or dong, dong, dong or whatever " Next time you inhale a little nitrous, you'll see what I mean

I always called it the "wah-wah's"

colchar wrote: Under your desk?!? Do you really need anymore gas anywhere near your ass?

Just don't light a match!