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Like I said in the LTE, this subject deserves its own thread.

Get well soon but enjoy the drugs in the meantime.

Can't wait to read the first narcotic-induced post. Maybe something like the rum cake recipe/joke.

Wishing you the quickest recovery in recorded history!!!

Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Cathy! Hope you can eat again soon.

Oh boy... periodontists!!

Get well soon!

Get well soon, Cathy!

devildeac wrote:Like I said in the LTE, this subject deserves its own thread.

Get well soon but enjoy the drugs in the meantime.

Can't wait to read the first narcotic-induced post. Maybe something like the rum cake recipe/joke.

Thank you for setting up my own thread. I've taken my first goofy pill. I'm waiting for it to take effect.

bjornolf wrote:

Thank you, Bjornolf!

TillyGalore wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd8Qs_DAZ0

What a hilarious get well song, Tilly! Thank you!

DukePA wrote:Wishing you the quickest recovery in recorded history!!!

From your keyboard to God's ears. . . Thank you, Donna!

lawgrad91 wrote:Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Cathy! Hope you can eat again soon.

Thanks, LG91. The one good side effect of this surgery will be the weight loss.

It's one hell of a way to lose weight. I'd rather go to Madagascar.

Lavabe wrote:Oh boy... periodontists!!

Get well soon!

Thanks for the Japanese get well wishes, Lavabe.

In my next life, I'm going to be a periodontist.

Johnboy wrote:Get well soon, Cathy!

Thanks, Johnboy!

I'm getting sleepy, very sleepy. . .

DukeUsul wrote:

Thank you.

How'd it go and how do you feel?

Dump truck through my mouth. Painful. I cried through the surgery. Doc couldn't even do a decent IV. Huge raised bruise where he tried to get the needle in. I liked the initial pill. They didn't give me enough laughing gas. I never laughed. I cried.

I saw the bone they removed from my mouth. They were the size of two rocks you might throw at someone, like the periodontist who hurt you. . .

Couldn't swallow my chocolate milkshake. It made it to my shirt and my pants. Mom's doing laundry.

Time for more drugs. Ice isn't enough for the pain. Where are those pills?

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:How'd it go and how do you feel?

See above.

I also told the periodontist that he should get the fountain in his fish pond fixed. "I've given you enough money today that you could afford to get that thing running again."

He hates me.