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Boom!

Post by EarlJam » August 30th, 2010, 10:35 pm

Yo! Sorry y'all had to suckle fuddle me all up into this mo fo! Y'all had it crackin' though, slankin' like a cock-a-midget!

Come on now. Sucka say get on with da riddle diddle. Wanna want some? Get some! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Sucka say bring it, I say I give it. Come now. Shiiiiiiiiiit. I be Santa Clauzen' whup azzz all up in ya. Say uh! Say uh!

You know dat shit. It TRUE! It TRUE!

Fukaz.

What cha gonna do?

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Re: Boom!

Post by EarlJam » August 30th, 2010, 10:49 pm

I, EarlJam, would like to apologize for this initial post. I was watching the Bob Newhart show, and something in my mind just kind of snapped.

I assure you, this kind of random, neurological breakdown will not happen again..........at least, I do not believe it will. Key to preventing this will be staying away from old re-runs of The Bob Newhart Show, Mary Tyler Moore, and Charles in Charge.

I had an upside down pineapple cake today. Well, not the WHOLE cake, but part of it (this is true). But I could not figure out..........why do they call it an "upside down cake?" It did not LOOK upside down. I wanted to flip it over, but resisted the urge.

Urges can be powerful.

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Re: Boom!

Post by CameronBornAndBred » August 30th, 2010, 10:54 pm

Only Earljam could be affected by Bob Newhart in such a way.
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Re: Boom!

Post by captmojo » August 31st, 2010, 5:35 am

Was it the entire cake?
If one should eat a whole pizza, some folks may say..."Boy! He must have really been hungry."
If they eat a whole cake, the response is more likely..."Boy! He's got a problem."
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