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Guilford County has some issues:
http://www.wxii12.com/r/24566046/detail.html

Lavabe wrote:Guilford County has some issues:
http://www.wxii12.com/r/24566046/detail.html

The city of Graham, home of the disgraced contractors, is within four miles of where I, EarlJam, grew up. This is simply unexceptable.

-EarlJam

Love the quote from the guy who lives on the road, too.

Moon said he was sure that those responsible didn't graduate from SGHS.

"We're a good school. It ain't one of us," he said.

Really, Mr. Moon? Didn't your mama teach you, "Don't say 'ain't.' Your mama might faint. Your papa might fall in a bucket of paint."

lawgrad91 wrote:Love the quote from the guy who lives on the road, too.

Moon said he was sure that those responsible didn't graduate from SGHS.

"We're a good school. It ain't one of us," he said.

Really, Mr. Moon? Didn't your mama teach you, "Don't say 'ain't.' Your mama might faint. Your papa might fall in a bucket of paint."

How umbarrassing.

-EarlJam

Chikin.

It's all his fault:

Lavabe wrote:It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

lawgrad91 wrote:Love the quote from the guy who lives on the road, too.

Moon said he was sure that those responsible didn't graduate from SGHS.

"We're a good school. It ain't one of us," he said.

Really, Mr. Moon? Didn't your mama teach you, "Don't say 'ain't.' Your mama might faint. Your papa might fall in a bucket of paint."

Shit, you beat me too it! I was just gonna post that.

Lavabe wrote:It's all his fault:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D'oh squatting as if he has a HUGE load in his drawers AND that truly awful shade of blue on those unis!

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their spelling attempt is disappoint.

EarlJam wrote:

Lavabe wrote:It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

We haven't had a good ol' fashioned caption contest in a long time.

Lavabe wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

Lavabe wrote:It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

We haven't had a good ol' fashioned caption contest in a long time.

Where the hell did all the toilet paper go?

Lavabe wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

Lavabe wrote:It's all his fault:

LOL! WTF is he DOING!?

Some pants maker should have signed him up as spokesperson. If that doesn't rip the 'ol crotch, I don't know what will.

Good LORD.

-EarlJam

We haven't had a good ol' fashioned caption contest in a long time.

I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

Lavabe wrote:It's all his fault:

You know, I REMEMBER that '84 team with Matt D'oh. Honestly? He looks in much better shape here than in those 80s games. He could not have performed the "Sean May Shitter" back in his college days. It is actually quite impressive.

-EarlJam

Lavabe wrote: I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I'm about to take a shit THIS big!

-EJ

Seriously, don't we have a similar picture of Ol' Roy in a thread from last season? I think it's in EJ's chronology thread, but I'm too lazy to look.

Told you I could do Yoga!

Hey, where IS the toilet paper anyway?

Lavabe wrote:
I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I was thinking something more along the lines of "I once blew an opportunity THIIIIIIIIIIIS big"

EarlJam wrote:

Lavabe wrote: I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I'm about to take a shit THIS big!

-EJ

I think it's more like his TEAM is taking a shit that big.

Miles wrote:

Lavabe wrote:
I once caught a fish that was THIS big.

I was thinking something more along the lines of "I once blew an opportunity THIIIIIIIIIIIS big"

I believe we have a winner.