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For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 9th, 2010, 4:12 pm
by EarlJam
...Would you drink a half-bottle of Nyquil then sit naked on a fully loaded Caulk Gun and pull the trigger?

And I don't mean sit on the side of the gun either.

-EarlJam

Re: For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 9th, 2010, 4:31 pm
by EarlJam
I apologize.

-EarlJam

Re: For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 9th, 2010, 5:46 pm
by colchar
EarlJam wrote:I apologize.

For what?

Re: For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 9th, 2010, 7:14 pm
by YmoBeThere
Before or after taxes?

Re: For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 9th, 2010, 8:54 pm
by lawgrad91
YmoBeThere wrote:Before or after taxes?
Exactly! And is it like a lottery payment, $50K (less taxes) a year for 20 years, or all at once?

Re: For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 10th, 2010, 6:43 am
by bjornolf
Depends on how fast medical personnel can get to you and start administering enemas. If that dries, you'll end up wearing a bag for the rest of your life if you even survive, and that ain't worth it.

@};-

Re: For One Million Dollars....

Posted: August 10th, 2010, 7:48 am
by Miles
Totally.