What's wrong with this burger?

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What's wrong with this burger?

Post by Miles » August 7th, 2010, 8:39 am

It's the new Burger King XT.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by ArkieDukie » August 7th, 2010, 8:46 am

Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
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I see nothing, other than ... the mayo? :D
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by devildeac » August 7th, 2010, 8:46 am

Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
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Not enough cheese?
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by devildeac » August 7th, 2010, 8:47 am

ArkieDukie wrote:
Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
burgerking-xt.jpg
I see nothing, other than ... the mayo? :D
I agree with this, too. No mayo on burgers.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by devildeac » August 7th, 2010, 8:48 am

Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
burgerking-xt.jpg
No e coli warning?
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by Miles » August 7th, 2010, 8:53 am

Grill marks. How in the bloody dickens do you get grill marks on the side of a burger?

Me thinks it's fake, which is bothersome.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by CameronBornAndBred » August 7th, 2010, 9:07 am

Miles wrote:Grill marks. How in the bloody dickens do you get grill marks on the side of a burger?

Me thinks it's fake, which is bothersome.
That was the first thing I noticed, but figured it wouldn't be what you were looking for. Oh well...maybe they rolled it..lol.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by YmoBeThere » August 7th, 2010, 9:29 am

Miles wrote:Grill marks. How in the bloody dickens do you get grill marks on the side of a burger?

Me thinks it's fake, which is bothersome.
You roll the patty down a very long super hot grill?
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by Lavabe » August 7th, 2010, 9:46 am

I was thinking you wanted something like "It costs 11 billion dollars."

NO MAYO PLEASE!!
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 7th, 2010, 9:48 am

ArkieDukie wrote:
Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
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I see nothing, other than ... the mayo? :D
The mayo on the Whopper is part of what makes it so good! That, and a lot more ketchup! I'll have to try one of those!
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by YmoBeThere » August 7th, 2010, 10:32 am

Agree with Ozzie, mayo on my burger please. (But light on the mayo...)
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by devildeac » August 7th, 2010, 10:59 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:
Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
burgerking-xt.jpg
I see nothing, other than ... the mayo? :D
The mayo on the Whopper is part of what makes it so good! That, and a lot more ketchup! I'll have to try one of those!
You eat mayo on a burger and don't like mustard?

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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 7th, 2010, 11:01 am

devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote: The mayo on the Whopper is part of what makes it so good! That, and a lot more ketchup! I'll have to try one of those!
You eat mayo on a burger and don't like mustard?

We need wilson's communist smilie/flag.
Well, mayo + keychup does make Russian dressing! =))
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by devildeac » August 7th, 2010, 11:03 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote: The mayo on the Whopper is part of what makes it so good! That, and a lot more ketchup! I'll have to try one of those!
You eat mayo on a burger and don't like mustard?

We need wilson's communist smilie/flag.
Well, mayo + keychup does make Russian dressing! =))
That's fine for pastrami, corned beef and a salad but not on my burgers.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by EarlJam » August 7th, 2010, 12:06 pm

Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
burgerking-xt.jpg
I bet when you order one of these babies, it looks JUST LIKE THIS TOO!

Right.

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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by captmojo » August 7th, 2010, 12:18 pm

Fungus, mayo, sliced vile fruit... :ymsick:
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by Miles » August 7th, 2010, 12:22 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:
Miles wrote:Grill marks. How in the bloody dickens do you get grill marks on the side of a burger?

Me thinks it's fake, which is bothersome.
You roll the patty down a very long super hot grill?
I thought of that too, but due to curved side of the patty the grill marks wouldn't be parallel or uniform with the grill marks on the top/bottom. These are pre-makred or just not grill marks.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by Miles » August 7th, 2010, 12:23 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:
Miles wrote:It's the new Burger King XT.
burgerking-xt.jpg
I see nothing, other than ... the mayo? :D
The mayo on the Whopper is part of what makes it so good! That, and a lot more ketchup! I'll have to try one of those!
Ozzie is right, the mayo is key ingredient on the Whopper. Mayo on burgers rules. Duke's please.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by YmoBeThere » August 7th, 2010, 12:24 pm

Domino's makes the faking of food appearance a theme in one of their commercials.
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Re: What's wrong with this burger?

Post by Miles » August 7th, 2010, 12:27 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:Agree with Ozzie, mayo on my burger please. (But light on the mayo...)
My mayo goes on the side of the burger where the veggies go except for pickles. They go on the bottom with ketchup and mustard.

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