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I have been asked to post more polls. I am happy to ablidge (sp) (Don't feel like looking up the right spelling).

So, when you do NOT pee in the toilet, where do you pee?

-EarlJam

In the woods off the golf course. But ONLY at CCJC, where everyone has been doing it for 60+ years. I wouldn't do it at a "real" country club.

Other: in the ocean

DukeUsul wrote:Other: in the ocean

"God's Pool."

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:

DukeUsul wrote:Other: in the ocean

"God's Pool."

-EarlJam

[W. C. Fields voice imitation]
Drink water? Never! Fish fuck in it!
[/voice imitation]

In the woods if there isn't a toilet nearby.
In the shower.
In the ocean. (I discovered recently that a friend thinks peeing in the ocean is really wrong, like it's rude to pee in the fishes' home or something. Even though the fish pee there. Um. Whatever.)
NOT in the pool.

Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

Agreed. "Witness!"

-EarlJam

colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

It goes to the same pipes, so why not.

I have some really dirty tires that require periodic cleansing to maintain balance. In addition, there are those times they get a little uppity and must be reminded just who is the boss.

Anywhere I damn well want to! But I try to limit it to the outdoors and the shower.

While I'm happy to see that nobody pees in a jar (or at least hasn't owned up to it) it reminded me a guy my grandmother rented a house to. He had a disorder where he saved EVERYTHING. After he moved out, he left thousands of jars full of pee and poop. My sister was fortunate enough to be visiting..and got the joyful task of helping them clean up.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While I'm happy to see that nobody pees in a jar (or at least hasn't owned up to it) it reminded me a guy my grandmother rented a house to. He had a disorder where he saved EVERYTHING. After he moved out, he left thousands of jars full of pee and poop. My sister was fortunate enough to be visiting..and got the joyful task of helping them clean up.

Wow. Gross!

Anyway, I am not Anti-Jar Peeing. I have peed in a jar on road trips when I was younger. One of my more memorable pee moments was in the early 1990s, when, as a younger lad, I was drunken at a friend's party. In the middle of the night, I honestly mistook his closet for the bathroom. He was not happy.

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote: One of my more memorable pee moments was in the early 1990s, when, as a younger lad, I was drunken at a friend's party. In the middle of the night, I honestly mistook his closet for the bathroom. He was not happy.

-EarlJam

We should be able to select multiple options.

Ocean
Shower
woods
backyard
door handle of cars with 'sheep's club' window stickers

Jesus_hurley wrote: door handle of cars with 'sheep's club' window stickers

TillyGalore wrote:

colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

It goes to the same pipes, so why not.

and according to Stevo, it cures athlete's foot

DukePA wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

colchar wrote:Any guy here who doesn't own up to peeing in the shower (at least once in a while) is full of shit.

It goes to the same pipes, so why not.

and according to Stevo, it cures athlete's foot

Verification, please?

CameronBornAndBred wrote:While I'm happy to see that nobody pees in a jar (or at least hasn't owned up to it) it reminded me a guy my grandmother rented a house to. He had a disorder where he saved EVERYTHING. After he moved out, he left thousands of jars full of pee and poop. My sister was fortunate enough to be visiting..and got the joyful task of helping them clean up.

This reminds me of a Louis CK opening bit where he looks at the crowd and tells them he has Diarrhea. Then says, "I'm not sick or anything like that. I keep it in Mason jars back at home in a cabinet."

Lavabe wrote:

DukePA wrote: and according to Stevo, it cures athlete's foot

Verification, please?

Cecil Adams says it's not so.