Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:21 pm
Fuck.
-EJ
-EJ
What's wrong, EJ?EarlJam wrote:Fuck.
-EJ
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Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:22 pm
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:24 pm
Watching TV. Kirk just got stabbed by an Andorion and is in critical condition. Meanwhile, Spock's dad is also dying. This was just supposed to be some trip transporting ambassadors. Now it's all FUBAR.lawgrad91 wrote:What's wrong, EJ?EarlJam wrote:Fuck.
-EJ
Damn. Just damn.
-EarlJam
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:25 pm
He's dead, Jim.
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:27 pm
Andorians. Not only are they TOTALLY screwing this mission, their skin is Carolina blue. And now they've put James Tiberius Kirk in the Space Hospital. Personally speaking, they can go fuck themselves.
-EarlJam
-EarlJam
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:29 pm
Vulcans are assholes.
-EJ
-EJ
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:37 pm
Vulcans may be schmucks, but they are not assholes. There is a difference, you know!EarlJam wrote:Vulcans are assholes.
-EJ
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:49 pm
Perhaps. Either way, everything seemed to work itself out.......thank goodness.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Vulcans may be schmucks, but they are not assholes. There is a difference, you know!EarlJam wrote:Vulcans are assholes.
-EJ
The good guys won. May they live long and prosper.
-EJ
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 8:53 pm
If their skin is caronina blue, who gaf?EarlJam wrote:Andorians. Not only are they TOTALLY screwing this mission, their skin is Carolina blue. And now they've put James Tiberius Kirk in the Space Hospital. Personally speaking, they can go fuck themselves.
-EarlJam
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 9:51 pm
Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 9:56 pm
Wanker. 
Yeah, it's nice to express all range of emotion without having the thought police bowdlerize your statements.
Yeah, it's nice to express all range of emotion without having the thought police bowdlerize your statements.
Re: Shit. Don't scare me like that!
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 10:40 pm
When I read your headline I thought maybe your new job had fallen through! There's enough going on around here to make me nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers. So cut it out!
Love and relief, Ima
Love and relief, Ima
Re: Shit. Don't scare me like that!
Posted: July 19th, 2010, 11:52 pm
I'm pretty sure you joined 99% of us Ima. Kirk can croak for all I care, as long as EJ still has a job!Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:When I read your headline I thought maybe your new job had fallen through! There's enough going on around here to make me nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers. So cut it out!
Love and relief, Ima
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 20th, 2010, 12:29 am
CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Yep, I fucking love it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 21st, 2010, 10:39 pm
Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!colchar wrote:CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Yep, I fucking love it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!
Word!
-EarlJam
P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 21st, 2010, 10:43 pm
Dude, I do not need to hear about you and Dan Rather, much less you sticking things up his bung!EarlJam wrote:Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!colchar wrote:CathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Yep, I fucking love it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!
Word!
-EarlJam
P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 21st, 2010, 10:49 pm
Yep, I fucking love it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.[/quote]
Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!
Word!
-EarlJam
P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.[/quote]
Dude, I do not need to hear about you and Dan Rather, much less you sticking things up his bung![/quote]
Yes you DO, oh yes you DO;
Stick the wick, while sniffin' glue!
Dan Rather was a talkin' head;
But he GAVE it to, in my passion bed!
-EJ
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck.[/quote]
Fuck Fuck is the song I sung!
Fuck Fuck me and Connie Chung!
Dan Rather coughed up his left lung!
When I stuck it up his bung!
Word!
-EarlJam
P.S. I aplologize.....sort of.
[/quote]Dude, I do not need to hear about you and Dan Rather, much less you sticking things up his bung![/quote]
Yes you DO, oh yes you DO;
Stick the wick, while sniffin' glue!
Dan Rather was a talkin' head;
But he GAVE it to, in my passion bed!
-EJ
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 22nd, 2010, 12:53 am
I don't know why...but I laugh every time I see the title of this thread.
Wait, I totally know why. I'm childish. It's funny as hell.
Wait, I totally know why. I'm childish. It's funny as hell.
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 22nd, 2010, 3:10 pm
Wanker Shit DemonCathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Shit up my Arse
Fucking Hostile
. . . and by way of apology, here's a kitten chasing string.
Re: Shit.
Posted: July 22nd, 2010, 3:56 pm
Johnboy wrote:Wanker Shit DemonCathyCA wrote:Isn't it fun to type those words and not have the word "wanker" appear instead?
Shit up my Arse
Fucking Hostile
. . . and by way of apology, here's a kitten chasing string.
