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This just in. The annual Nathan's hot dog eating contest is over and Joey Chestnut claims the 2010 champeenship by consuming 54 wieners in 10 minutes, besting his nearest competitor by nine. He finished his last one as time ticked down and then proceeded to wash it down with a swig or two of Pepto.


Kobayashi-DNP; contract dispute.

I think I'm gonna .

Glad I missed it....

The little grocery store around the corner has Oscar Mayer bun length weiners (giggle) for 98 cents a pack. I bought 5. I love holiday deals.

P.S....I'm going to eat them slowly.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:The little grocery store around the corner has Oscar Mayer bun length weiners (giggle) for 98 cents a pack. I bought 5. I love holiday deals.

P.S....I'm going to eat them slowly.

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devildeac wrote:This just in. The annual Nathan's hot dog eating contest is over and Joey Chestnut claims the 2010 champeenship by consuming 54 wieners in 10 minutes, besting his nearest competitor by nine. He finished his last one as time ticked down and then proceeded to wash it down with a swig or two of Pepto.


Kobayashi-DNP; contract dispute.

I think I'm gonna .

Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

bjornolf wrote: Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

He was there. Got his ass arrested. Wonder how many weiners he had in jail.

bjornolf wrote:

devildeac wrote:This just in. The annual Nathan's hot dog eating contest is over and Joey Chestnut claims the 2010 champeenship by consuming 54 wieners in 10 minutes, besting his nearest competitor by nine. He finished his last one as time ticked down and then proceeded to wash it down with a swig or two of Pepto.


Kobayashi-DNP; contract dispute.

I think I'm gonna .

Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

Yeah, and Kobayashi was arrested at the scene for being a dipshit.
Please understand me. I don't care who won, but I think Kobay could be welcomed with open arms in holeville.


I love me some Nathan's hot dogs.

Hot dog?

Yes please.

Someone I know was on TV from the Nathan's telecast.

In honor of this contest, and in "wieners" in general, I now present to you ladies and gentlemen, the worst side-of-the-road, pop-up fair inflatable slide in history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0

This slide overtakes the infamous "sinking Titanic" inflatable slide that offeres kids endless entertainment and joy as they simulate the agonizing and terror-filled deaths of Titanic passengers as it slowly plunges into the dark, cold abyss of the North Atlantic. What fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkfju97QPEQ

-EarlJam

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

bjornolf wrote: Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

He was there. Got his ass arrested. Wonder how many weiners he had in jail.

In the "you learn something new every day" category: When I read the article about his arrest, I learned that there is a MLE - Major League Eating. Who knew?

DukieInKansas wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

bjornolf wrote: Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

He was there. Got his ass arrested. Wonder how many weiners he had in jail.

In the "you learn something new every day" category: When I read the article about his arrest, I learned that there is a MLE - Major League Eating. Who knew?

Many of my patients are perennial all-stars there.

devildeac wrote:Many of my patients are perennial all-stars there.

I bet they aren't getting paid for it!

lawgrad91 wrote:

devildeac wrote:Many of my patients are perennial all-stars there.

I bet they aren't getting paid for it!

But someone is...


;)

devildeac wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:

devildeac wrote:Many of my patients are perennial all-stars there.

I bet they aren't getting paid for it!

But someone is...


;)

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me....Your mods both get paid for other people's stupidity, too!

BTW, I'm back to the gym, run/walking on the treadmill. I don't want to have to visit you professionally....

lawgrad91 wrote:

devildeac wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote: I bet they aren't getting paid for it!

But someone is...


;)

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me....Your mods both get paid for other people's stupidity, too!

BTW, I'm back to the gym, run/walking on the treadmill. I don't want to have to visit you professionally....

Solid plan.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

bjornolf wrote: Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

He was there. Got his ass arrested. Wonder how many weiners he had in jail.

Have you seen him? If he gets any jail time whatsoever he'll get so many wieners that he'll shatter the world record in a no time at all.

EarlJam wrote:In honor of this contest, and in "wieners" in general, I now present to you ladies and gentlemen, the worst side-of-the-road, pop-up fair inflatable slide in history:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0

OMFG!

I had a slight case of the munchies before reading this thread but now I am downright hungry. I think I'll exercise some self-control for once in my life and have a salad rather than something that isn't as good for you.

colchar wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

bjornolf wrote: Without Kobayashi there, he was totally slacking. His world record from last year was 68 I believe.

He was there. Got his ass arrested. Wonder how many weiners he had in jail.

Have you seen him? If he gets any jail time whatsoever he'll get so many wieners that he'll shatter the world record in a no time at all.