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Example #1.....

"Here comes the two-two, and he sends it wayyyyyyyy inside!" (baseball)

"Here comes the tutu and he sends it wayyyyyyyyyy inside! (hmm hmmmmm)

More examples?

-EarlJam

That's what she said.

DukeUsul wrote:That's what she said.

Yes, well said. Basically, that's what this thread comes down to. And regarding this thread, the length of it really doesn't matter, as long as posters know how to use it.

-EJ

All I can think of is that Facebook group, "'Let's eat Grandma!' or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives."

I love double entendres. That's what these are.

CathyCA wrote:All I can think of is that Facebook group, "'Let's eat Grandma!' or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives."

Pandas - eats, shoots, and leaves or eats shoots and leaves

True story:

I have a sister that lives north of Alpharetta, in Cumming, Ga. I was staying there once and I had friends driving in. The phone rings. I answer and ask where he is. His reply: "I'm close to Cumming." Laughter ensued.

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:True story:

I have a sister that lives north of Alpharetta, in Cumming, Ga. I was staying there once and I had friends driving in. The phone rings. I answer and ask where he is. His reply: "I'm close to Cumming." Laughter ensued.

-EarlJam

I bet the laughter delayed his moment.

EarlJam wrote:True story:

I have a sister that lives north of Alpharetta, in Cumming, Ga. I was staying there once and I had friends driving in. The phone rings. I answer and ask where he is. His reply: "I'm close to Cumming." Laughter ensued.

-EarlJam

Oh, shit. Oh, shit! Two totally different meanings!

Try posting that over yonder. ;)

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Oh, shit. Oh, shit! Two totally different meanings!

Try posting that over yonder. ;)

Words can't describe that board over yonder.

Speaking of OVER YONDER, try this sentence:
Stray gator snapped at a man today.

NOTE: Seriously... that was the translation I got as we walked through a river today, and the folks said to look out for stray gator.

I am NOT kidding! The town was Ambararatra, Madagascar. Fortunately, the man survived the close call.