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EarlJam wrote:Obviously, at first, the site will be full of green with moderator postings - like it is now.

This made me realize something - and my God, I never thought I'd say this seriously:

I love the MODS!

This is more awesomer than taking Anna Kournikova to a Flight of the Conchords concert!

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:Obviously, at first, the site will be full of green with moderator postings - like it is now.

This is more awesomer than taking Anna Kournikova to a Flight of the Conchords concert!

colchar wrote: I'm kind of partial to Maria Sharapova lately. Not that I'd kick Anna out of bed for eating crackers, or anything else for that matter, but I must say I do prefer Maria.

EarlJam wrote:

colchar wrote: I'm kind of partial to Maria Sharapova lately. Not that I'd kick Anna out of bed for eating crackers, or anything else for that matter, but I must say I do prefer Maria.

Any of the 327 tall white Russian female tennis players will do. They all seem to look, well, spectacular.

-EJ

EarlJam wrote:...What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

captmojo wrote: A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

captmojo wrote:What if not that? I'm not a Mary kind of guy.
I can't stomach tomatoes. I haven't since I got sick from a bad one 49 years ago.
I don't even care for Ketchup.
Mom used to can them in the summers and I had to leave and stay with my cousins 'cause I couldn't take the smell.

Miles wrote: Spicy vodka gimlet.
1 shot Rose's lime
1 shot or so of spicy vodka
ice
Shake it
strain it
drink it

captmojo wrote:

EarlJam wrote:...What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

This may be one example...

Stolnaya.jpg

Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

captmojo wrote:What if not that? I'm not a Mary kind of guy.
I can't stomach tomatoes. I haven't since I got sick from a bad one 49 years ago.
I don't even care for Ketchup.
Mom used to can them in the summers and I had to leave and stay with my cousins 'cause I couldn't take the smell.

devildeac wrote:

captmojo wrote:

EarlJam wrote:...What's in the vodka over there?

-EJ

This may be one example...

Stolnaya.jpg

Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

My son speaks Russian. He might be interested in the bottle AND its contents... :oops: :roll:

wilson wrote: Jeez...I dunno then. If it's not in Bloodies, then I pretty much don't drink vodka.

captmojo wrote:

devildeac wrote:[[quote="EarlJamThis may be one example...

Stolnaya.jpg

Dredging up the past. Not sure if it warrants a new thread but...
Has anyone tried this stuff?
Stolnaya Peperoni

A local retired industrialist recently went to Russia and came back with a bottle of this stuff. He gave it to a friend of mine, unknowing she had recently stopped drinking altogether. She accepted, in politeness, then gave the bottle to me. I've had it for about a month.
(She figured I might really need it...see "life is not good") So, my possession is third-hand. I haven't cracked the seal yet and I also can't find any reviews for it on line that aren't written in Russian, or at least in Danish.
A red pepper pod swims at the bottom of the bottle. I can't imagine what it might mix with. I'm open for suggestions.

My son speaks Russian. He might be interested in the bottle AND its contents... :oops: :roll:

captmojo wrote: I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

wilson wrote:

captmojo wrote: I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

Same here. Tanqueray, please, and bleu cheese olives if you've got 'em. Also, make my martini clean, please.

wilson wrote:

captmojo wrote: I pretty much don't do vodka at all.
Gin in my Martini please.

Same here. Tanqueray, please, and bleu cheese olives if you've got 'em. Also, make my martini clean, please.

DukeUsul wrote:
And dry. Please not wet. I prefer you to pour vermouth in the glass, swirl it around, then dump down the drain.