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Cool, Trendy Couch for Sale

Posted: June 17th, 2010, 12:17 am
by EarlJam
All,

Looking to "unload" a few items for cash and the gem of the bunch is 14' suede couch, beige in color and in near perfect condition. The couch is modern and cubist in style, has three cushions, and includes two extra pillows. I am selling the couch at only half its original value, so you are getting a steal of a deal. The only "blemish' is a dinner-plate-sized blood stain on the left side of the couch. A throw (which I will include with the purchase) can easily conceal the blood stain and the small penny-sized hole next to it.

If interested, please just send me a PM. I will give you a secret phone number to contact me and we can make arrangements.

Don't pass this up! It's a great deal!

Best,

-EarlJam

Re: Cool, Trendy Couch for Sale

Posted: June 17th, 2010, 12:26 am
by Very Duke Blue
I know a guy, named Dan, that will probably buy your couch. Sounds right up his style. ;) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: Cool, Trendy Couch for Sale

Posted: June 17th, 2010, 8:23 am
by Miles
Does the blood stain appear in the shape of a famous person or other recognizable shape? Something like Gorbachev's birthmark or OJ's glove?