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...You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Have at it folks.

I don't recall having done this before.

...You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

You mow your yard...and find a car..
Your family tree has no forks...

You want one of those old fashioned pits you drive your car over for repairs instead of a lift. Oh yeah, and you want it to double as a jacuzzi! (That's one of Bud's dreams!)

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

The preacher says, "Bubba, come up here and take up the offering," and ten men and four women walk to the front of the church.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

This one happened with my wife's cousin, it just always cracked me up:

if you legally apply to the fire department to burn down a perfectly good house so you can use the utility hookups for your double wide.

one of my personally favorites:

If you have a peeing for distance contest off the motel balcony at your family reunion, and your Aunt Beth wins!

bjornolf wrote:one of my personally favorites:

If you have a peeing for distance contest off the motel balcony at your family reunion, and your Aunt Beth wins!

The front porch collapses and it kills more than three dogs, then...

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

devildeac wrote:You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road"

You have a home that's mobile...and cars that aren't

Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan

Your CB antenna is a danger to low flying planes

Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding

Your wedding dress is strapless but your bra isn't.

Your strapless wedding dress is camouflage.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Your strapless wedding dress is camouflage.

She's a fake redneck. Too many teeth.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

devildeac wrote:You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

It's NOT????

cl15876 wrote:

devildeac wrote:You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

It's NOT????

No , I believe that would be Alitalia...