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As some of you may know, I, EarlJam, am running for President of the United States of America in 2012 (see facebook page).

Among the things I will be pushing is for there to be a National Free Beer Day. I believe this would have a tremendous positive impact on our economy. In a nut shell, (or beer mug), here's how it would work:

1. Choose a day for Free Beer Day.
2. Promote Free Beer Day in crazy mad but cost-effective fashion (PR, Social Media, etc.).
3. Free Beer Day arrives.
4. Coming home from work or whatever, people go to bar or restaurant or location near retail establishments with the idea of having that one free beer; but as most people know, beer is like Lay's potato chips - no one can have just one.
5. More beer is ordered (even if it's just one more). "Aw heck, may as well eat here too!"
6. Nearby retail outlets join Free Beer Day campaign to promote specials for the day. A new term is coined "Beertailing" (Retailing + Beer). "Consumers Consume for Retailing Boom!" Feeling dannnnndy, and retailing rannnnnndy, shoppers shop 'til they pass out (in some cases, literally).
7. Perhaps there could be one Free Beer Day per quarter (note: on free beer day, all first drinks are free (e.g., vodka tonics, wine, etc.)
8. Economy picks up, people are happy (some drunk), some literally drunk with happiness, and we all sing "Happy Days are Here Again!"
9. EarlJam goes down in history as the best president in U.S. History! (until the Camp David/Goat incident of 2015 occurs, but that's something totally different).

So who'se with me?

-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote:As some of you may know, I, EarlJam, am running for President of the United States of America in 2012 (see facebook page).

Among the things I will be pushing is for there to be a National Free Beer Day. I believe this would have a tremendous positive impact on our economy. In a nut shell, (or beer mug), here's how it would work:

1. Choose a day for Free Beer Day.
2. Promote Free Beer Day in crazy mad but cost-effective fashion (PR, Social Media, etc.).
3. Free Beer Day arrives.
4. Coming home from work or whatever, people go to bar or restaurant or location near retail establishments with the idea of having that one free beer; but as most people know, beer is like Lay's potato chips - no one can have just one.
5. More beer is ordered (even if it's just one more). "Aw heck, may as well eat here too!"
6. Nearby retail outlets join Free Beer Day campaign to promote specials for the day. A new term is coined "Beertailing" (Retailing + Beer). "Consumers Consume for Retailing Boom!" Feeling dannnnndy, and retailing rannnnnndy, shoppers shop 'til they pass out (in some cases, literally).
7. Perhaps there could be one Free Beer Day per quarter (note: on free beer day, all first drinks are free (e.g., vodka tonics, wine, etc.)
8. Economy picks up, people are happy (some drunk), some literally drunk with happiness, and we all sing "Happy Days are Here Again!"
9. EarlJam goes down in history as the best president in U.S. History! (until the Camp David/Goat incident of 2015 occurs, but that's something totally different).

So who'se with me?

-EarlJam

I'm with you, but you're thinking too small. May I suggest Free Beer of the Month?

Regarding Camp David/Goat incident of 2015: Is that why you sent me a private message asking for 5 gallons of orange marmalade, a box of toothpicks, and a plunger? I

Miles wrote:
Regarding Camp David/Goat incident of 2015: Is that why you sent me a private message asking for 5 gallons of orange marmalade, a box of toothpicks, and a plunger? I

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

-EarlJam

Miles wrote:

EarlJam wrote:As some of you may know, I, EarlJam, am running for President of the United States of America in 2012 (see facebook page).

Among the things I will be pushing is for there to be a National Free Beer Day. I believe this would have a tremendous positive impact on our economy. In a nut shell, (or beer mug), here's how it would work:

1. Choose a day for Free Beer Day.
2. Promote Free Beer Day in crazy mad but cost-effective fashion (PR, Social Media, etc.).
3. Free Beer Day arrives.
4. Coming home from work or whatever, people go to bar or restaurant or location near retail establishments with the idea of having that one free beer; but as most people know, beer is like Lay's potato chips - no one can have just one.
5. More beer is ordered (even if it's just one more). "Aw heck, may as well eat here too!"
6. Nearby retail outlets join Free Beer Day campaign to promote specials for the day. A new term is coined "Beertailing" (Retailing + Beer). "Consumers Consume for Retailing Boom!" Feeling dannnnndy, and retailing rannnnnndy, shoppers shop 'til they pass out (in some cases, literally).
7. Perhaps there could be one Free Beer Day per quarter (note: on free beer day, all first drinks are free (e.g., vodka tonics, wine, etc.)
8. Economy picks up, people are happy (some drunk), some literally drunk with happiness, and we all sing "Happy Days are Here Again!"
9. EarlJam goes down in history as the best president in U.S. History! (until the Camp David/Goat incident of 2015 occurs, but that's something totally different).

So who'se with me?

-EarlJam

I'm with you, but you're thinking too small. May I suggest Free Beer of the Month?

Ooooooh! I like it! And the entire campaign could be branded, "The Year of the Beer!"

-EJ

All you can drink Horse Piss!! What d'ya think, Bones?

Lavabe wrote:All you can drink Horse Piss!! What d'ya think, Bones?

I still haven't drunk the one I had DD pick up for me. I doubt I ever will, it's too nice of a novelty item for my shelf.

EarlJam wrote:As some of you may know, I, EarlJam, am running for President of the United States of America in 2012 (see facebook page).

Among the things I will be pushing is for there to be a National Free Beer Day. I believe this would have a tremendous positive impact on our economy. In a nut shell, (or beer mug), here's how it would work:

1. Choose a day for Free Beer Day.
2. Promote Free Beer Day in crazy mad but cost-effective fashion (PR, Social Media, etc.).
3. Free Beer Day arrives.
4. Coming home from work or whatever, people go to bar or restaurant or location near retail establishments with the idea of having that one free beer; but as most people know, beer is like Lay's potato chips - no one can have just one.
5. More beer is ordered (even if it's just one more). "Aw heck, may as well eat here too!"
6. Nearby retail outlets join Free Beer Day campaign to promote specials for the day. A new term is coined "Beertailing" (Retailing + Beer). "Consumers Consume for Retailing Boom!" Feeling dannnnndy, and retailing rannnnnndy, shoppers shop 'til they pass out (in some cases, literally).
7. Perhaps there could be one Free Beer Day per quarter (note: on free beer day, all first drinks are free (e.g., vodka tonics, wine, etc.)
8. Economy picks up, people are happy (some drunk), some literally drunk with happiness, and we all sing "Happy Days are Here Again!"
9. EarlJam goes down in history as the best president in U.S. History! (until the Camp David/Goat incident of 2015 occurs, but that's something totally different).

So who'se with me?

-EarlJam

Wow you've solved the economic crisis! Recession over!!!

Lavabe wrote:All you can drink Horse Piss!! What d'ya think, Bones?

There is just something about that name as I pick up the glass and bring towards my lips? I have to say a bud light with lime excites me a bit more!

cl15876 wrote:

Lavabe wrote:All you can drink Horse Piss!! What d'ya think, Bones?

There is just something about that name as I pick up the glass and bring towards my lips? I have to say a bud light with lime excites me a bit more!

Horse Piss was better.

Not sure I'm ready for anything in a bottle (or glass, for that matter) called Horse Piss.

lawgrad91 wrote:Not sure I'm ready for anything in a bottle (or glass, for that matter) called Horse Piss.

I'd bet would save his for a Brunchgate.

devildeac wrote:

lawgrad91 wrote:Not sure I'm ready for anything in a bottle (or glass, for that matter) called Horse Piss.

I'd bet would save his for a Brunchgate.

LOL! You picked up another 4 pack right? I actually drank mine, but I was very apprehensive! I will say that I agree with you (besides the name), it was better than a BLL! ;) Maybe CB&B will save his for brunchgate to share in those sampler cups you have! Talk about appropriate!