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I have now a little less than one year to do some things before I begin my 50's.

SO... given my current financial state of SERIOUS TROUBLE, what should I do before I turn 50?

Here are some things I've already done this year:
1) Attended an NCAA Final Four game, and saw my niece cheerlead.
2) Turned 49...
...
Yeah, that's the trouble. What else should I do?

visit 5 attractions within driving distance
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/
(such as World's Largest Whiskey Barrel in Bardstown, KY or Big Mike's Mystery House - admission $1 - in Cave City, KY. While in Cave City you can spend the night in a Cement Wig Wam Motel)
In August you can attend the World's largest yard sale - it stretches from North Covington,KY to somewhere in Alabama. One of these days when I retire, I'm going to see how far down that 127 mile corrider I can make it!

Lavabe wrote:I have now a little less than one year to do some things before I begin my 50's.

SO... given my current financial state of SERIOUS TROUBLE, what should I do before I turn 50?

Here are some things I've already done this year:
1) Attended an NCAA Final Four game, and saw my niece cheerlead.
2) Turned 49...
...
Yeah, that's the trouble. What else should I do?

This is WAY too easy:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6&start=1820

devildeac wrote:

Lavabe wrote:I have now a little less than one year to do some things before I begin my 50's.

SO... given my current financial state of SERIOUS TROUBLE, what should I do before I turn 50?

Here are some things I've already done this year:
1) Attended an NCAA Final Four game, and saw my niece cheerlead.
2) Turned 49...
...
Yeah, that's the trouble. What else should I do?

This is WAY too easy:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6&start=1820

Just in case my 1st attempt did not work:


for Lavabe:

http://cbs4denver.com/local/best.beer.l ... 52138.html

How about the Kentucky Bourbon Trail?

devildeac wrote:

Lavabe wrote:I have now a little less than one year to do some things before I begin my 50's.

SO... given my current financial state of SERIOUS TROUBLE, what should I do before I turn 50?

Here are some things I've already done this year:
1) Attended an NCAA Final Four game, and saw my niece cheerlead.
2) Turned 49...
...
Yeah, that's the trouble. What else should I do?

This is WAY too easy:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6&start=1820

IOW, 50 beers for 50 years.

Go to Coney Island and eat 50 hot dogs in 50 minutes like Kobayashi or whoever the heck it is who won the hot dog eating contests before the fat American dude dethroned him last year, or was it the last 2 years?

Memorize the song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, but don't implement any of them.

devildeac wrote:Go to Coney Island and eat 50 hot dogs in 50 minutes like Kobayashi or whoever the heck it is who won the hot dog eating contests before the fat American dude dethroned him last year, or was it the last 2 years?

Joey Chestnutt I think is the American dudes name. I'm not sure that he is that overweight though.

devildeac wrote:Go to Coney Island and eat 50 hot dogs in 50 minutes like Kobayashi or whoever the heck it is who won the hot dog eating contests before the fat American dude dethroned him last year, or was it the last 2 years?

How many Zocors do I take before pulling off this stunt?

devildeac wrote:Memorize the song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, but don't implement any of them.

It could be 50 ways to love your lever.

YmoBeThere wrote:

devildeac wrote:Go to Coney Island and eat 50 hot dogs in 50 minutes like Kobayashi or whoever the heck it is who won the hot dog eating contests before the fat American dude dethroned him last year, or was it the last 2 years?

Joey Chestnutt I think is the American dudes name. I'm not sure that he is that overweight though.

Yea, that's the dude, IIRC.

Lavabe wrote:

devildeac wrote:Go to Coney Island and eat 50 hot dogs in 50 minutes like Kobayashi or whoever the heck it is who won the hot dog eating contests before the fat American dude dethroned him last year, or was it the last 2 years?

How many Zocors do I take before pulling off this stunt?

50, of course. But not all at once.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

devildeac wrote:Memorize the song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, but don't implement any of them.

It could be 50 ways to love your lever.

Well, more likely if we were talking about Colchar

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

devildeac wrote:Memorize the song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, but don't implement any of them.

It could be 50 ways to love your lever.

Well, more likely if we were talking about Colchar

Or EJ...

An important element of any "bucket list" is that it reflect the dreams of the person it's created for. What have you "always wanted to do"? What makes you say, "Gee, I wish I could do that."

What about the K Academy? After a three year absence, it's back this year (June 2-6).

Devil in the Blue Dress wrote:An important element of any "bucket list" is that it reflect the dreams of the person it's created for. What have you "always wanted to do"? What makes you say, "Gee, I wish I could do that."

What about the K Academy? After a three year absence, it's back this year (June 2-6).

June 2-6? Will the academy be run in Madagascar?

Lavabe wrote:

Devil in the Blue Dress wrote:An important element of any "bucket list" is that it reflect the dreams of the person it's created for. What have you "always wanted to do"? What makes you say, "Gee, I wish I could do that."

What about the K Academy? After a three year absence, it's back this year (June 2-6).

June 2-6? Will the academy be run in Madagascar?

Not this year!

Must go under 200 pounds... that's 52 pounds from now.

VERY likely, given my summer plans.

Lavabe wrote:Must go under 200 pounds... that's 52 pounds from now.

VERY likely, given my summer plans.

Please take me with you. Only 32 to go.