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A New Term...

Posted: April 24th, 2010, 9:43 pm
by EarlJam
Mysterectomy - N. - A planned conversation that results in the successful extraction of the truth. This is usually performed after one person, for an extended period of time, notices an attitude change in another person close to them. The successful Mysterectomy extracts the truth, thus FINALLY revealing the real nature of they change of behavior.

Example: "Man, my wife stopped talking to me for weeks, yet she was buying brand new lingerie. I didn't understand it! Finally, I decided to perform a no-holes-barred mysterectomy on her, and in doing so, I found my way to the truth. She was FonkFunking STEVE! At least now, armed with the truth, I can move on. Thank you Mysterectomy!"

-EarlJam

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 12:43 am
by CameronBornAndBred

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 12:47 am
by CameronBornAndBred
On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 9:02 am
by Very Duke Blue
CameronBornAndBred wrote:On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
Gross painting. Yuk. :( A waste of talent. IMO. :(

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 11:18 am
by CameronBornAndBred
Very Duke Blue wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
Gross painting. Yuk. :( A waste of talent. IMO. :(
I agree. He can paint, but I wouldn't want what he paints on my walls.

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 11:29 am
by fordgrl00
CameronBornAndBred wrote:
Very Duke Blue wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:On this page there is a painting called "Mysterectomy"

http://www.johnwhitehead-art.com/large-paintings-2-2
Gross painting. Yuk. :( A waste of talent. IMO. :(
I agree. He can paint, but I wouldn't want what he paints on my walls.

You should have included a warning with this link... That is gonna harm me for a long time.... :Boo:

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 2:43 pm
by Ima Facultiwyfe
Haven't looked. Guess I won't. :Stop:
Love, Ima

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 5:56 pm
by ArkieDukie
What Ima said. :D

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 7:23 pm
by DukieInKansas
Ima and AD are very smart women. I'm following their lead.

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 8:03 pm
by CathyCA
I looked. The rest of you shouldn't. :facepalm2:

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 25th, 2010, 8:57 pm
by OZZIE4DUKE
CathyCA wrote:I looked. The rest of you shouldn't. :facepalm2:
I looked too. Don't if you haven't yet.

Re: A New Term...

Posted: April 26th, 2010, 5:37 pm
by devildeac
Disturbing.

Highly disturbing.