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I noticed this comparison a couple of years ago. Ever notice how much Afghanistan looks like West Virginia?
Just sayin'.

-EarlJam

Aha! Now we get the connection and we "see" the difference between a mountain mama and a mountain mullah....or is there a difference? With Huggy as the coach....hummmmmmm, I'm thinking!!!

EarlJam wrote:I noticed this comparison a couple of years ago. Ever notice how much Afghanistan looks like West Virginia?

West Virginia.jpg

Just sayin'.

-EarlJam

Do they punch horses in Afghanistan?

The Taliban leader's home caught fire last night. It burned down the whole camp.

Just doesn't have the 'flavor' of...

WVa Govenor's mansion caught fire. It burned down the whole trailer park.

'Mountain Mullahs'? Damn, that's smooth. Well done.

captmojo wrote:The Taliban leader's home caught fire last night. It burned down the whole camp.

Just doesn't have the 'flavor' of...

WVa Govenor's mansion caught fire. It burned down the whole trailer park.

'Mountain Mullahs'? Damn, that's smooth. Well done.

His mansion or his still?

Jesus_hurley wrote:
His mansion or his still?

Both.

West Virginia has Tudor's Biscuit World. What does Afghanistan have?

Lavabe wrote:West Virginia has Tudor's Biscuit World. What does Afghanistan have?

Opium

Jesus_hurley wrote:

Lavabe wrote:West Virginia has Tudor's Biscuit World. What does Afghanistan have?

Opium

And I learned how to harvest it while a student at Duke. I love a college education.

LDG!!! LDG!!!

I saved this from 2 years ago. EarlJam's prophecy!

To the tune, "Country Roads"....

Final Four Roads

Burn in Hades, West Virginia;
Jump off a mountain;
Go dive in a river.
We just don't care;
If your bigs are trees;
We'll take Da' Sean Butler;
'Tonya Harding' him in the knees!

Final Four roads, send them home;
To the place they belong;
West Virginia, to their mommas;
Send 'em home, Final Four roads.

Got no legacy, the mind it boggles;
Closest thing was, some stooge named Pittsnogle.
Black and yellow, painted on your trucks;
If you think you'll beat Duke;
Sorry you're our of luck! (pg version)

Final Four roads, send them home;
To the place they belong;
West Virginia, to their mommas;
Send 'em home, Final Four roads!

**West Virginia...........MAY THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!

-EarlJAM!!!!!!

**This guarentees a Duke victory. Worry no more!!!

DukePA wrote:We'll take Da' Sean Butler;
'Tonya Harding' him in the knees!

Holy shit that's scary!

DukePA wrote:I saved this from 2 years ago. EarlJam's prophecy!

To the tune, "Country Roads"....

Final Four Roads

Burn in Hades, West Virginia;
Jump off a mountain;
Go dive in a river.
We just don't care;
If your bigs are trees;
We'll take Da' Sean Butler;
'Tonya Harding' him in the knees!

Final Four roads, send them home;
To the place they belong;
West Virginia, to their mommas;
Send 'em home, Final Four roads.

Got no legacy, the mind it boggles;
Closest thing was, some stooge named Pittsnogle.
Black and yellow, painted on your trucks;
If you think you'll beat Duke;
Sorry you're our of luck! (pg version)

Final Four roads, send them home;
To the place they belong;
West Virginia, to their mommas;
Send 'em home, Final Four roads!

**West Virginia...........MAY THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!

-EarlJAM!!!!!!

**This guarentees a Duke victory. Worry no more!!!

No kidding! This was from 2 years ago? YIKES! EJ's got a crystal ball!

I hope that Da'Sean's going to be okay.

I hope Butler will be okay too. I talked to EJ and he said to let us all know that we're all a figment of his imagination and that he's in control.

Jesus_hurley wrote:

Lavabe wrote:West Virginia has Tudor's Biscuit World. What does Afghanistan have?

Opium

Lots and lots of it.

DukieInKansas wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote:

Lavabe wrote:West Virginia has Tudor's Biscuit World. What does Afghanistan have?

Opium

And I learned how to harvest it while a student at Duke. I love a college education.

Did I ever tell you that in Southeast Asia, I once rode in the same bus with bags and bags of some substance, and about 10 folks toting AK-47's to protect each bag?

Lavabe wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:

Jesus_hurley wrote: Opium

And I learned how to harvest it while a student at Duke. I love a college education.

Did I ever tell you that in Southeast Asia, I once rode in the same bus with bags and bags of some substance, and about 10 folks toting AK-47's to protect each bag?

They had unc tix to the nit FF?

I hope EJ never writes a poem about me and bodily injury.

Miles wrote:I hope EJ never writes a poem about me and bodily injury.

I think it's wonderful;
I think it's great;
That our friend Miles;
Will live to 108.

Mighty and strong;
His whole life through;
He shall live long;
And rarely be blue.

And only one thing;
Shall he wish will soon pass;
A penny-sized pimple;
Next year on his ass.



-EarlJam

EarlJam wrote: And only one thing;
Shall he wish will soon pass;
A penny-sized pimple;
Next year on his ass.

LMAO @ the butt zit.