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When was the last time that due to exercise or self mutilation, you chaffed your nipples???

-EarlJam

When I nursed my babies. The very beginning is the worst--until they toughen up. Thank goodness I had percocet.

CathyCA wrote:When I nursed my babies. The very beginning is the worst--until they toughen up. Thank goodness I had percocet.

I think I had sympathy chafing.

Never.

CathyCA wrote:When I nursed my babies. The very beginning is the worst--until they toughen up. Thank goodness I had percocet.

I'd LOVE to take a percocet and have my nipples sucked on.

-EJ

EarlJam wrote: I'd LOVE to take a percocet and have my nipples sucked on.

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:When I nursed my babies. The very beginning is the worst--until they toughen up. Thank goodness I had percocet.

I'd LOVE to take a percocet and have my nipples sucked on.

-EJ

Percocet = 4 times per day

Nursing = on demand, usually 8-10 times per 24 hour period by a 10 pound baby who has several leaky diapers during that time. Breast milk tends to have a laxative effect on babies.

Oh, and you are sitting on stitches that are healing because you just delivered a 10 pounder, and you are wearing a pad the size of a sleeping bag because while you don't have a period for 9 months while you're pregnant, you make up for it in the days after the baby is born.

You'd need something stronger than percocet.

CathyCA wrote:

EarlJam wrote:

CathyCA wrote:When I nursed my babies. The very beginning is the worst--until they toughen up. Thank goodness I had percocet.

I'd LOVE to take a percocet and have my nipples sucked on.

-EJ

Percocet = 4 times per day

Nursing = on demand, usually 8-10 times per 24 hour period by a 10 pound baby who has several leaky diapers during that time. Breast milk tends to have a laxative effect on babies.

Oh, and you are sitting on stitches that are healing because you just delivered a 10 pounder, and you are wearing a pad the size of a sleeping bag because while you don't have a period for 9 months while you're pregnant, you make up for it in the days after the baby is born.

You'd need something stronger than percocet.

I sympathize with you. I really do. Mrs. DD did that for 3 young 'uns. I got up many a night to change the diapers AND night clothes after a nuclear explosion or to rock the little ones back to sleep an hour after they had nursed and my wife was just too exhausted to stagger back outta bed and crawl across the floor to tend to them. She was/is a princess.

devildeac wrote:Never.

I have to echo the same! , but, being the optimist, still hold out that it might happen one day!!!!

devildeac wrote:

CathyCA wrote:

EarlJam wrote:"quote="CathyCA""When I nursed my babies. The very beginning is the worst--until they toughen up. Thank goodness I had percocet."/quote"

I'd LOVE to take a percocet and have my nipples sucked on.

-EJ

Percocet = 4 times per day

Nursing = on demand, usually 8-10 times per 24 hour period by a 10 pound baby who has several leaky diapers during that time. Breast milk tends to have a laxative effect on babies.

Oh, and you are sitting on stitches that are healing because you just delivered a 10 pounder, and you are wearing a pad the size of a sleeping bag because while you don't have a period for 9 months while you're pregnant, you make up for it in the days after the baby is born.

You'd need something stronger than percocet.

I sympathize with you. I really do. Mrs. DD did that for 3 young 'uns. I got up many a night to change the diapers AND night clothes after a nuclear explosion or to rock the little ones back to sleep an hour after they had nursed and my wife was just too exhausted to stagger back outta bed and crawl across the floor to tend to them. She was/is a princess.

That I could expect from YOU!!!! I was one of those Dad's also that capitalized on that time, in spite of the smell, because your babies just think you are the best when you make it all better!!!!! I see your princess and honor her and add that I found my princess as well although I missed those fun times with her, but we have DVD! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

One summer back in the high school days, I had a bit of board rash that wouldn't go away and stubborn Miles refused to wear a rash guard. Friends and I went surfing and I popped up to take a wave and must've lost a bit of flesh because when I dropped back in the water it felt like someone poured acid onto my nipples. Most of the skin was gone, it hurt.

Miles wrote:One summer back in the high school days, I had a bit of board rash that wouldn't go away and stubborn Miles refused to wear a rash guard. Friends and I went surfing and I popped up to take a wave and must've lost a bit of flesh because when I dropped back in the water it felt like someone poured acid onto my nipples. Most of the skin was gone, it hurt.

My nipples hurt reading that.