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A couple of years ago our provincial police did a safe driving blitz aimed at catching people doing stupid shit while driving. One of the people caught was a woman who was eating a bowl of cereal and doing her makeup while driving. Until now, I had thought that nobody could be dumber than her. I was wrong. The woman in the story linked below definitely beats her - by a fuckin' mile:


http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/20 ... 67446.html

colchar wrote:A couple of years ago our provincial police did a safe driving blitz aimed at catching people doing stupid shit while driving. One of the people caught was a woman who was eating a bowl of cereal and doing her makeup while driving. Until now, I had thought that nobody could be dumber than her. I was wrong. The woman in the story linked below definitely beats her - by a fuckin' mile:


http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/20 ... 67446.html

Wow, where are the crime scene photos of that one? ;) Seriously though, she's lucky she didn't cut a chunk out of herself.

The most screwed up part to me is that it's her ex-husband driving with her to meet her boyfriend.

Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:The most screwed up part to me is that it's her ex-husband driving with her to meet her boyfriend.

I was thinking the same thing.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:The most screwed up part to me is that it's her ex-husband driving with her to meet her boyfriend.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Un-freakin-believable.

I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

DukieInKansas wrote:I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

Hmmm, a definite possibility.

DukieInKansas wrote:I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

My first thought.

I'm not even sure where to start.
While driving?
With your exhusband on the way to meet your boyfriend?
No water?
No shaving cream?

Barbaric.

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

LOL!!!!!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

DukieInKansas wrote:I'm thinking her boyfriend's name just might be John.

My first thought.

This after a DWI the day before!!!!

And here I thought this was going to be about those crazy Canadians!

Lavabe wrote:And here I thought this was going to be about those crazy Canadians!

Nah, you Yanks seem to have a monopoly on the Darwin awards ;)

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?

bjornolf wrote:Gee, I wonder where the ex-husband's eyes were when they crashed?

I guess surveying the "landscape."

devildeac wrote:

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

Landscaping.

CathyCA wrote:

devildeac wrote:

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

Landscaping.

Oh, I figured it out. I had never heard that application before.

devildeac wrote:

CathyCA wrote:Wait a minute! She was behind the wheel, engaged in landscaping on the way to see her boyfriend while her ex-Husband was in the passenger seat controlling the wheel?

This is problematic on so many levels!

Landscaping?

Yep. And good landscaping is always essential.