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So snow falls in Atlanta. This means I get to spend time with my snowgirl. My God. I am so hurt. This is what happened....

I walk outside, whistling, "baby it's cold outside," and go to my car to discover my snowgirl with another snowman... A closer look (I can't believe this. Cheating snow whore!) Anyway, I gathered myself, pulled the snowman aside and proceeded to literally knock his head off... This gives me temporary satisfaction. I am the victor. I RULE! Still, after the rush of kicking the snowman's ass wore off, I can't help but feel much disgust over my beloved snowgirl. We have talked, and are going to try to work things out. I can't help it. I do love her so. -EarlJam

Just my opinion but after the beatdown you dishes out, ya should have left 'ol boy a broken YELLOW mess.... if ya know what I mean ;)

Very creative!!!! What a great short story! You need to find a job and not let all that brilliance and P'zazz go to waste!!!! Maybe I was the only one, but this 3D story reminded me of drawing stick figure stories on books a long time ago and flipping thru them to see the action! EJ - sorry about your girl's infidelity, but glad you are working it out. Maybe she needs a timeout in the freezer for the next sequel! ;)

I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.

You're a cold-hearted person, Miles...

Comedy writing? Your next endeavor? Go for it!! Loved your story.

Is she safely in your freezer?

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.

I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.

I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting...

Sadly, I'll bet I had the same redacted thought...

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.

I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting...

Go ahead and post and remove any doubt, your a moderator! Post the duke blue thingEEE and get all the girlies crazie!

cl15876 wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.

I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting...

Go ahead and post and remove any doubt, your a moderator! Post the duke blue thingEEE and get all the girlies crazie!

Frigid sucking probably involves some sort of shrinkage!

BTW, all the Crazietalk women are crazie - that's part of why we love them!

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

cl15876 wrote:

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:"quote="Miles""I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you."/quote"
I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting...

Go ahead and post and remove any doubt, your a moderator! Post the duke blue thingEEE and get all the girlies crazie!

Frigid sucking probably involves some sort of shrinkage!

BTW, all the Crazietalk women are crazie - that's part of why we love them!

LOL!!! NOT happening here, do you know JJ, the new extense spokesman! He can help you with shrinkage! ;), but I love all the CTN girls! They are HOT!!!!!

My girl ONLY gets CRAZIE occasionally! ;)