HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

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HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by EarlJam » March 2nd, 2010, 1:19 pm

So snow falls in Atlanta. This means I get to spend time with my snowgirl. My God. I am so hurt. This is what happened....

I walk outside, whistling, "baby it's cold outside," and go to my car to discover my snowgirl with another snowman...
Snowgirl - Look at me pointing to her cheating!.JPG
A closer look (I can't believe this. Cheating snow whore!)
Snowgirl - humping.JPG
Anyway, I gathered myself, pulled the snowman aside and proceeded to literally knock his head off...
Snowgirl - I punch the snowboy.JPG
This gives me temporary satisfaction. I am the victor. I RULE!
Snowgirl - I rule!.JPG
Still, after the rush of kicking the snowman's ass wore off, I can't help but feel much disgust over my beloved snowgirl. We have talked, and are going to try to work things out. I can't help it. I do love her so.
Snowgirl - disgust.JPG
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by knights68 » March 2nd, 2010, 1:33 pm

Just my opinion but after the beatdown you dishes out, ya should have left 'ol boy a broken YELLOW mess.... if ya know what I mean ;) :))
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Post by cl15876 » March 2nd, 2010, 1:37 pm

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) Very creative!!!! What a great short story! You need to find a job and not let all that brilliance and P'zazz go to waste!!!! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) Maybe I was the only one, but this 3D story reminded me of drawing stick figure stories on books a long time ago and flipping thru them to see the action! EJ - sorry about your girl's infidelity, but glad you are working it out. Maybe she needs a timeout in the freezer for the next sequel! ;)
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by Miles » March 3rd, 2010, 9:03 am

I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by devildeac » March 3rd, 2010, 9:08 am

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.
You're a cold-hearted person, Miles...
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by Very Duke Blue » March 3rd, 2010, 9:29 am

Comedy writing? Your next endeavor? Go for it!! Loved your story. :)
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by CameronBornAndBred » March 3rd, 2010, 9:35 am

Is she safely in your freezer?
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » March 3rd, 2010, 9:43 am

Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.
I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting... =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by devildeac » March 3rd, 2010, 10:14 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.
I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting... =)) =)) =)) =))
Sadly, I'll bet I had the same redacted thought... :ymblushing:
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by cl15876 » March 3rd, 2010, 11:10 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.
I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting... =)) =)) =)) =))
Go ahead and post and remove any doubt, your a moderator! Post the duke blue thingEEE and get all the girlies crazie! :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » March 3rd, 2010, 11:28 am

cl15876 wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
Miles wrote:I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you.
I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting... =)) =)) =)) =))
Go ahead and post and remove any doubt, your a moderator! Post the duke blue thingEEE and get all the girlies crazie! :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
Frigid sucking probably involves some sort of shrinkage! =))

BTW, all the Crazietalk women are crazie - that's part of why we love them! :x
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by cl15876 » March 3rd, 2010, 1:24 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:"quote="Miles""I heard your girl was frigid. Must suck for you."/quote"
I thought of a great line to respond to this, but I redacted the thought before posting... =)) =)) =)) =))
Go ahead and post and remove any doubt, your a moderator! Post the duke blue thingEEE and get all the girlies crazie! :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
Frigid sucking probably involves some sort of shrinkage! =))

BTW, all the Crazietalk women are crazie - that's part of why we love them! :x

LOL!!! NOT happening here, do you know JJ, the new extense spokesman! He can help you with shrinkage! ;), but I love all the CTN girls! They are HOT!!!!! :flame:
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Re: HEARTBREAK! My Snowgirl is Cheating!

Post by cl15876 » March 3rd, 2010, 1:25 pm

My girl ONLY gets CRAZIE occasionally! ;)
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