A Poor Man's Nike Commercial?

[EarlJam]

So earlier today, I went to the little fitness center we have here to do the bike and get in some much-needed cardio. I'm wearing a Duke shirt that reads, "Eat, Sleep, Duke!" I am also donning my favorite Duke hat. I am the only one in there. Suddenly, a large SUV backs up to near the entrance. I smile as I read the plates, "Kentucky." There is a "Go Cats!" sticker on the back bumper of the truck.

The guy gets out, walks in, and lo and behold he is wearing a "UNC Athletic Department" shirt. I had the TV on, remote in hand. He got on the treadmill behind me. As he kept going up in levels, I kept increasing the volume of the TV to higher levels. I was thinking, "Damn him," and he was likely thinking, "Damn him." Duke vs. Carolina. And add to that it was brought/delivered to me by a truck littered with "Kentucky matter."

I don't know. A minor thing really. But it made something in my mind go, "Foo-Fing!"

-EarlJam