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And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 9:42 am
by EarlJam
Not so much for DOING the ExTenze commercials, rather the nature of the commercials. "I'm the 'biggest' guy in sports..." Geesh.

-EJ

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 9:51 am
by DukieInKansas
Are you talking of the grey helmet haired former football coach? If so, you are just noticing that he is creepy? Where you been, EJ? ;)

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 10:48 am
by wilson
[insert joke re: mysteriously immobile hair here]

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 12:45 pm
by Lavabe
Fortunately, we're not talking about Jimmie Johnson.

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 1:19 pm
by CathyCA
Is that the infomercial about becoming a do-it-yourself stock trader? It was on Channel 5 the other day before the game.

Jimmy Johnson is sort of greasy looking.

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 2:13 pm
by EarlJam
CathyCA wrote:Is that the infomercial about becoming a do-it-yourself stock trader? It was on Channel 5 the other day before the game.

Jimmy Johnson is sort of greasy looking.
No. Unfortunately, it is a commercial for the male enhancement product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_sG3ROR8s

-EJ

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 6:31 pm
by CathyCA
EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Is that the infomercial about becoming a do-it-yourself stock trader? It was on Channel 5 the other day before the game.

Jimmy Johnson is sort of greasy looking.
No. Unfortunately, it is a commercial for the male enhancement product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_sG3ROR8s

-EJ
Oh.my.goodness.

He is creepy on so many levels. First, to admit that he has trouble "going long." <----his words, not mine. Second, to claim that the one "big" question guys ask him is, "Does Extenze really work?" I mean, really! Do guys actually discuss this stuff among themselves, or with Jimmy Johnson? Third, do you think that Dinner with Jimmy Johnson would be the incentive to make a guy send off for these pills? What are you going to talk about at the dinner? Oh, wait! I know! And it's just so weird.

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 7:06 pm
by EarlJam
CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Is that the infomercial about becoming a do-it-yourself stock trader? It was on Channel 5 the other day before the game.

Jimmy Johnson is sort of greasy looking.
No. Unfortunately, it is a commercial for the male enhancement product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_sG3ROR8s

-EJ
Oh.my.goodness.

He is creepy on so many levels. First, to admit that he has trouble "going long." <----his words, not mine. Second, to claim that the one "big" question guys ask him is, "Does Extenze really work?" I mean, really! Do guys actually discuss this stuff among themselves, or with Jimmy Johnson? Third, do you think that Dinner with Jimmy Johnson would be the incentive to make a guy send off for these pills? What are you going to talk about at the dinner? Oh, wait! I know! And it's just so weird.
Agreed. Dinner with Jimmy Johnson. "Hey Jimmy! What's up? I'm going to have the New York strip, cooked medium. I hear it's awesome here. Oh and also, I almost forgot to ask! How's your penis dude?"

-EJ

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 8:05 pm
by Very Duke Blue
No. Unfortunately, it is a commercial for the male enhancement product:

He is creepy on so many levels. First, to admit that he has trouble "going long." <----his words, not mine. Second, to claim that the one "big" question guys ask him is, "Does Extenze really work?" I mean, really! Do guys actually discuss this stuff among themselves, or with Jimmy Johnson? Third, do you think that Dinner with Jimmy Johnson would be the incentive to make a guy send off for these pills? What are you going to talk about at the dinner? Oh, wait! I know! And it's just so weird.[/quote]

Agreed. Dinner with Jimmy Johnson. "Hey Jimmy! What's up? I'm going to have the New York strip, cooked medium. I hear it's awesome here. Oh and also, I almost forgot to ask! How's your penis dude?"

-EJ[/quote]

:| :| Ok, now, who in our CTN world is going to ask him the question?? :D ;)

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 9:01 pm
by Very Duke Blue
Agreed. Dinner with Jimmy Johnson. "Hey Jimmy! What's up? I'm going to have the New York strip, cooked medium. I hear it's awesome here. Oh and also, I almost forgot to ask! How's your penis dude?"

-EJ[/quote]

:| :| Ok, now, who in our CTN world is going to ask him the question?? :D ;)[/quote]

My vote goes to.....

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 9:02 pm
by Very Duke Blue
Very Duke Blue wrote:Agreed. Dinner with Jimmy Johnson. "Hey Jimmy! What's up? I'm going to have the New York strip, cooked medium. I hear it's awesome here. Oh and also, I almost forgot to ask! How's your penis dude?"

:| :| Ok, now, who in our CTN world is going to ask him the question?? :D ;)
My vote goes to.....[/quote]

EJ :D

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 9:15 pm
by gadzooks
"Hey, Jimmy, how's yer johnson?"

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 10:25 pm
by wilson
gadzooks wrote:"Hey, Jimmy, how's yer johnson?"
Yeah, or, "Hey, Johnson, how's your Jimmy?"

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 10:28 pm
by CameronBornAndBred
wilson wrote:
gadzooks wrote:"Hey, Jimmy, how's yer johnson?"
Yeah, or, "Hey, Johnson, how's your Jimmy?"
You know that annoying commercial about "thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy"?

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 11:14 pm
by cl15876
CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Is that the infomercial about becoming a do-it-yourself stock trader? It was on Channel 5 the other day before the game.

Jimmy Johnson is sort of greasy looking.
No. Unfortunately, it is a commercial for the male enhancement product:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS_sG3ROR8s

-EJ
Oh.my.goodness.

... What are you going to talk about at the dinner? ....
LOL - I was wondering the same thing? =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 15th, 2010, 11:15 pm
by cl15876
You all are killing me! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: And suddenly, Jimmy Johnson is creepy.

Posted: February 17th, 2010, 12:06 am
by Miles
I drank what?