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You know those 'Virtual Fireplace' DVDs, that play a generic visual fire log loop?

Be it not advised to celebrate with too many adult beverages and slip into the nether world (or as Dave Attell calls it..."time travel") in front of the TV set all night with one of these things playing. When you awaken...your house isn't really on fire. Honestly.

I'm just sayin'......

I believe a barleywine would be the wise choice with the virtual fireplace DVD.

Lavabe wrote:I believe a barleywine would be the wise choice with the virtual fireplace DVD.

Maybe. No more than two, thank you.

captmojo wrote:

Lavabe wrote:I believe a barleywine would be the wise choice with the virtual fireplace DVD.

Maybe. No more than two, thank you.

You could spice it up with some plam!

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:

captmojo wrote:

Lavabe wrote:I believe a barleywine would be the wise choice with the virtual fireplace DVD.

Maybe. No more than two, thank you.

You could spice it up with some plam!

plam makes everything better. plam makes me laugh.

I'd be glad to have your plam, dear. I love it!

captmojo wrote:I'd be glad to have your plam, dear. I love it!

That would give you plam, plam, plam, plam,plam, plam and plam.

(enter vikings. singing...)

You could have a burned out screen if you have a plasma though. ;)

It's an old, conventional flat-screen Panasonic. Works too well to change.

captmojo wrote:It's an old, conventional flat-screen Panasonic. Works too well to change.

I'm assuming you didn't throw water on it...