Match.com Guarantee
Posted: December 14th, 2009, 6:32 pm
I was watching TV and saw an ad for match.com that stated, "If you don't meet someone special in months, you get a full refund."
Hmmmmmmm. Can you imagine making that "refund" call? Betther yet, can you imagine quantifying the fact that the girls you met were not "special?"
And worse, can you imagine getting caught by your latest date making that call and attempting to quantify the fact that "you have not met anyone special?"
"Um high, yes, I'm calling to get a refund for my investment into Match. You see, Lisa, well, she's pretty but I just don't find her all that special. In fact, she picks her nose.............often. I want my money back."
Lisa: "What the F***!?"
"OH NO!"
Just a thought.
-Earl of the Jammith
Hmmmmmmm. Can you imagine making that "refund" call? Betther yet, can you imagine quantifying the fact that the girls you met were not "special?"
And worse, can you imagine getting caught by your latest date making that call and attempting to quantify the fact that "you have not met anyone special?"
"Um high, yes, I'm calling to get a refund for my investment into Match. You see, Lisa, well, she's pretty but I just don't find her all that special. In fact, she picks her nose.............often. I want my money back."
Lisa: "What the F***!?"
"OH NO!"
Just a thought.
-Earl of the Jammith
