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Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 29th, 2009, 10:36 pm
by EarlJam
Okay, Steve the god (not THE god), comes to you and says, "You must choose one of the following to be closed for one full Earth day. What do you choose? Why? (if you feel like elaborating)

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 29th, 2009, 10:43 pm
by Rolvix
Good gosh. I'd hate to see the acne that would result with the skin pores option!

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 29th, 2009, 10:50 pm
by CathyCA
I am so freaking tired that I chose eyes. I could sleep for 24 hours right now, and I really wish that I didn't have to drive the carpool and go to work tomorrow so that I could get some rest.

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 29th, 2009, 11:05 pm
by DevilAlumna
If I make a joke about GOP voters consistently choosing "mind," would we start up a PPB board? ;)

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 29th, 2009, 11:14 pm
by CameronBornAndBred
Since I can read anything that is really important (except for the guy's lips in the car behind me yelling "Train!") I choose ears. And I'll avoid railroad crossings.

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 30th, 2009, 10:26 am
by Very Duke Blue
Ears but only if I could choose what I didn't want to hear. :))

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 30th, 2009, 11:27 am
by Lavabe
DevilAlumna wrote:If I make a joke about GOP voters consistently choosing "mind," would we start up a PPB board? ;)
Paging Shammrog... :D

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: November 30th, 2009, 12:36 pm
by Miles
I went with eyes. I think I could live a day without my eyes. It would be a good excuse to take the day off work and listen to music all day. No way in the world I would volunteer to have my ears closed.

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: December 1st, 2009, 7:35 pm
by devildeac
I chose anus. See joke thread.

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: December 1st, 2009, 7:49 pm
by EarlJam
devildeac wrote:I chose anus. See joke thread.
I just have to say that this post cracked me up (no pun intended). "I chose anus..."

A slight variation would make for a fantastic if disturbed bumper sticker or T-Shirt:

CHOOSE ANUS!

:))

-EJ

Re: Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

Posted: December 1st, 2009, 8:08 pm
by devildeac
EarlJam wrote:
devildeac wrote:I chose anus. See joke thread.
I just have to say that this post cracked me up (no pun intended). "I chose anus..."

A slight variation would make for a fantastic if disturbed bumper sticker or T-Shirt:

CHOOSE ANUS!

:))

-EJ
Well, how about this old, old planetary FB cheer (directed at md or unc, of course):

Up Mars
Up Jupiter
Up Uranus

:roll: