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I have a funny story from the other night. I was helping my oldest son wash his hands (the sink in that bathroom is a little high for him to use alone comfortably) and my younger son came in, climbed up on his stool, dropped his drawers, and started peeing in the toilet. About three seconds later, my bare leg started getting wet (I wear shorts 90% of the time). I looked down to realize that my younger son was peeing on me. from across the room (about five feet). I looked up at him and in my best Judge Judy voice, said "don't tell me it's raining!"

I just realized that some people might not get that reference. For the longest time, Judge Judy had a commercial for her show where she said in a very angry voice "Don't pee on MY leg and tell me it's raining!" So, just for reference sake.

bjornolf wrote:I just realized that some people might not get that reference. For the longest time, Judge Judy had a commercial for her show where she said in a very angry voice "Don't pee on MY leg and tell me it's raining!" So, just for reference sake.

Uh yeah. Ok.

So did he just have bad aim, or was it intentional? Five feet is impressive either way.

Ouch, Sue, you're calling me a nerd? Not sure where that came from. I don't WATCH Judge Judy, I just thought the commercial was funny. You cut me to the quick!


As for the aim comment... I don't think he really "aims" at all. I'm constantly cleaning urine of the walls, toilet seat, floor, him, etc. He just kind of gets in range of the toilet and lets it fly. Sometimes I catch him looking around when he's doing it. I keep trying to impress upon him the importance of "looking where you aim", but he just doesn't seem to get it. Hopefully it'll catch on eventually.

bjornolf wrote:Ouch, Sue, you're calling me a nerd? Not sure where that came from. I don't WATCH Judge Judy, I just thought the commercial was funny. You cut me to the quick!

Twas teasing. I'm trying to entertain myself at work. Tell your kid to pee on you again so I can laugh. ;)

bjornolf wrote:Ouch, Sue, you're calling me a nerd? Not sure where that came from. I don't WATCH Judge Judy, I just thought the commercial was funny. You cut me to the quick!


As for the aim comment... I don't think he really "aims" at all. I'm constantly cleaning urine of the walls, toilet seat, floor, him, etc. He just kind of gets in range of the toilet and lets it fly. Sometimes I catch him looking around when he's doing it. I keep trying to impress upon him the importance of "looking where you aim", but he just doesn't seem to get it. Hopefully it'll catch on eventually.

This is freaking hilarious. I know that someday God will punish me for laughing this hard at stuff like this.

I haven't posted today because we just got our wireless back up and running.

I still haven't showered, because I've done absolutely fuck all today. It's been glorious.

That said, I should probably get to cleaning myself, because I have a date this evening.

wilson wrote:
That said, I should probably get to cleaning myself, because I have a date this evening.

BD is in town???

Swine Flu for children.

Sue71 wrote:

colchar wrote:Why is it so fucking quiet in here today?

I'm at work.

I'm bored.

I have projects to work on.

I'm unmotivated.

I'm hungry.

Wow, my day described to a T. Oh, and throw in:

Suffering from e-mail outages. (Which is a day-killer here.)

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Swine Flu for children.

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LOLOMFGROFLMAOBBQWTF!!!!!

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Swine Flu for children.

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Awesome. Period.

bjornolf wrote:I have a funny story from the other night. I was helping my oldest son wash his hands (the sink in that bathroom is a little high for him to use alone comfortably) and my younger son came in, climbed up on his stool, dropped his drawers, and started peeing in the toilet. About three seconds later, my bare leg started getting wet (I wear shorts 90% of the time). I looked down to realize that my younger son was peeing on me. from across the room (about five feet). I looked up at him and in my best Judge Judy voice, said "don't tell me it's raining!"

That's freaking hiliarious!!! Go son of bjornolf!! Is this the young terror?

I always thought piglet was cute...

DukePA wrote:

bjornolf wrote:I have a funny story from the other night. I was helping my oldest son wash his hands (the sink in that bathroom is a little high for him to use alone comfortably) and my younger son came in, climbed up on his stool, dropped his drawers, and started peeing in the toilet. About three seconds later, my bare leg started getting wet (I wear shorts 90% of the time). I looked down to realize that my younger son was peeing on me. from across the room (about five feet). I looked up at him and in my best Judge Judy voice, said "don't tell me it's raining!"

That's freaking hiliarious!!! Go son of bjornolf!! Is this the young terror?

I think I might have said, "What an ARC!!!! ALRIGHT!".... then after he left.... I would gross out and proceed to shower and soap profusely... I hate PEE on ME especially below the KNEE! However, 5 feet is pretty good for a munchkin, let alone a grown man! Call me OCD!!!!

Bostondevil wrote:

YmoBeThere wrote:This two boards thing has made me post less, not more...

Me too! But somehow, I think I spend more time hanging out at the boards. (Yes, I'm a double dipper.)

Speaking of TOWLB, (The One We Left Behind), a mod closed down the stay on topic thread. Sure, we knew it was coming but . That's supposed to be a raspberries emoticon, does it work?

Raise your hand if you were surprised by the mod that finally shut it down.


No hands? Didn't think so.

bjornolf wrote:I have a funny story from the other night. I was helping my oldest son wash his hands (the sink in that bathroom is a little high for him to use alone comfortably) and my younger son came in, climbed up on his stool, dropped his drawers, and started peeing in the toilet. About three seconds later, my bare leg started getting wet (I wear shorts 90% of the time). I looked down to realize that my younger son was peeing on me. from across the room (about five feet). I looked up at him and in my best Judge Judy voice, said "don't tell me it's raining!"

Okay, I'll see your funny story and raise you one. My dad and my nephew (4 years old) were riding around the farm, checking the cows, when they decided to use nature's toilet. After he finished doing his business, my nephew told my dad, "My daddy told me that if you shake it off a few times before you pull your pants up you won't get your underwear wet." It's especially funny because he was dead serious - as 4-year-olds typically are when they come out with gems like that.

Damn, I'll never get to 6000 on TOWEL with so much posting here... :oops: :roll:

devildeac wrote:Damn, I'll never get to 6000 on TOWEL with so much posting here... :oops: :roll:

I actually went over to TOWEL just to see the hubbub.
CRICKETS!!


I think I've found a cure for my insomnia.

I'm getting ready to go offline for a few days. Am moving to the new place today, but my internet service won't be up until Wednesday. That's probably a good thing; it will make me keep to the business of moving! Have fun, all!