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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » December 13th, 2016, 11:09 am

You get a DUI charge while driving a John Deere on the highways of the Commonwealth.

Oh, wrong thread again. :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » December 13th, 2016, 11:54 am

lawgrad91 wrote:You get a DUI charge while driving a John Deere on the highways of the Commonwealth.

Oh, wrong thread again. :9f:
No, that works particularly well here, too.

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...you've ever ridden an ATV to a funeral.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » December 13th, 2016, 1:36 pm

devildeac wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:You get a DUI charge while driving a John Deere on the highways of the Commonwealth.

Oh, wrong thread again. :9f:
No, that works particularly well here, too.

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Or...

...you've ever ridden an ATV to a funeral.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » December 15th, 2016, 1:24 pm

...the only letter you've ever written was to Santa Claus.


Hey, wait a minute...
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » January 4th, 2017, 2:11 pm

...a judge has ever ordered you to zip your pants.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Very Duke Blue » January 5th, 2017, 9:26 pm

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » February 2nd, 2017, 10:49 am

...you can steer a truck with your belly. :twitch:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Ima Facultiwyfe » February 2nd, 2017, 7:14 pm

devildeac wrote:...you can steer a truck with your belly. :twitch:
I think I could actually do that!
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Very Duke Blue » February 2nd, 2017, 10:40 pm

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
devildeac wrote:...you can steer a truck with your belly. :twitch:
I think I could actually do that!
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » February 28th, 2017, 1:21 pm

...you would give up your house instead of your boat.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » March 8th, 2017, 12:55 pm

...your wife has only one bra and you have ten fishing poles.,
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » March 13th, 2017, 4:48 pm

You get in a fistfight over your ex-wife with your best friend in the hallway of the domestic court. :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » March 13th, 2017, 4:49 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:You get in a fistfight over your ex-wife with your best friend in the hallway of the domestic court. :9f:
Hmm....Perhaps this should be in the "You Can't Make This Up" thread. :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » March 13th, 2017, 11:04 pm

...you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by CathyCA » March 14th, 2017, 9:03 am

lawgrad91 wrote:You get in a fistfight over your ex-wife with your best friend in the hallway of the domestic court. :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » May 18th, 2017, 1:08 pm

...if you've ever deep-fried a Hershey product.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Very Duke Blue » May 18th, 2017, 6:26 pm

devildeac wrote:...if you've ever deep-fried a Hershey product.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » July 14th, 2017, 11:21 am

...the privacy glass in your bathroom is actually just really dirty.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » July 14th, 2017, 12:43 pm

You've been chased by the police while driving your John Deere. :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 10th, 2017, 12:10 pm

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in the garage.


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