You can't make this stuff up!

[lawgrad91]

The genius of the week showed up at the Sheriff's Office, under the influence of a non-liquid intoxicant. Told the deputy there that he wanted to work for the Drug Task Force as a CI, buying drugs, and wanted them to provide him with some samples.

[lawgrad91]

The boiler is leaking boiler oil from the fourth floor into the light and the ceiling tile over the Circuit Court Judge's Secretary's office. It has a red additive, and looks like blood dripping from the ceiling.

Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.

It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.

[Phredd3]

The boiler is leaking boiler oil from the fourth floor into the light and the ceiling tile over the Circuit Court Judge's Secretary's office. It has a red additive, and looks like blood dripping from the ceiling.

Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.

It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.

Ah, the joys of public service.

[OPK]

The boiler is leaking boiler oil from the fourth floor into the light and the ceiling tile over the Circuit Court Judge's Secretary's office. It has a red additive, and looks like blood dripping from the ceiling.

Maintenance has ordered a new gasket. In the interim, they have attached a water hose to the leaky area and put down hazmat foam for what isn't caught by the water hose and bucket.

It would be a good time to turn the Courthouse into a Halloween Haunted House.

Sounds like the judge needs to start doing sentencing in chambers. That will get their attention.