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devildeac wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

devildeac wrote:We'll be bringing Oriental Cole Slaw and raw, nekkid veggies and dip.

Santonio Holmes nekkid?

Don't bring that over here, too. One porn thread (for the ladies :roll: ) is enough. :roll:

Did someone mention ladies?

devildeac wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

devildeac wrote:We'll be bringing Oriental Cole Slaw and raw, nekkid veggies and dip.

Santonio Holmes nekkid?

No, Ozzie is bringing the meat. ;)

I am in a dreaming mode at the moment, SOOOOOooo, would that be 10" or 12"? go for broke, we ARE talking fictional images!!!!

Gosh, I've missed you guys and gals! I've been out of pocket (no NOT playing pocket pool) for a while!!!! ;)

cl15876 wrote:

devildeac wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote: Santonio Holmes nekkid?

No, Ozzie is bringing the meat. ;)

I am in a dreaming mode at the moment, SOOOOOooo, would that be 10" or 12"? go for broke, we ARE talking fictional images!!!!

Gosh, I've missed you guys and gals! I've been out of pocket (no NOT playing pocket pool) for a while!!!! ;)

I think he said a 15 pounder .

As of now the forecast is for mostly coudy, 30% chance of rain. Bleah to the rain, but I'm happy with overcast skies. Temps mid 70's.

CameronBornAndBred wrote:As of now the forecast is for mostly coudy, 30% chance of rain. Bleah to the rain, but I'm happy with overcast skies. Temps mid 70's.

We will bring our tent. With 24 people, 3 tents is not too much if it does rain.

Very Duke Blue wrote:

CameronBornAndBred wrote:As of now the forecast is for mostly coudy, 30% chance of rain. Bleah to the rain, but I'm happy with overcast skies. Temps mid 70's.

We will bring our tent. With 24 people, 3 tents is not too much if it does rain.

very true!

wilson wrote:How come there's no not-rain dance smiley?

wilson wrote:

wilson wrote:How come there's no not-rain dance smiley?

I, purposely, withheld what I think is going to happen... the season opener in 2002 versus ECU, which Duke won, thus breaking their 22 game losing streak.

If you don't know the back-story, that's better for you. However, if you want to know, I'll be happy to share on Saturday.

Quack. ;)

Oh, I'm gonna' bring some fireworks in order to celebrate our second ACC victory and our (soon-to-be) winning ACC record.

TNTDevil wrote:...the season opener in 2002 versus ECU, which Duke won, thus breaking their 22 game losing streak.
If you don't know the back-story, that's better for you. However, if you want to know, I'll be happy to share on Saturday

Well, I dunno your story from the 2002 ECU game, but I'll pretty confidently put mine up against it.
I was a junior. It was the first game we won while I was at Duke. I was in the stands for every second of the game, and I was absolutely piss drunk. In those days, they let us go in and out at halftime (perhaps they still do...I dunno), affording me the opportunity to get pisser drunk in the Blue Zone. Security was also lax in those days (I suspect because they were sort of desperate for anyone to show up in the first place), so I smuggled in half a dozen or so beers in my pockets after halftime, too.
For most of the second half, I was whipping it out and peeing directly onto the concrete in the stands whenever I needed to, because a) I was drunk enough to deem that "not a big deal", and b) it was raining so hard that nobody noticed the sound or splatter (and everyone was standing up and pretty into the game).
True story.

wilson wrote:

TNTDevil wrote:...the season opener in 2002 versus ECU, which Duke won, thus breaking their 22 game losing streak.
If you don't know the back-story, that's better for you. However, if you want to know, I'll be happy to share on Saturday

Well, I dunno your story from the 2002 ECU game, but I'll pretty confidently put mine up against it.
I was a junior. It was the first game we won while I was at Duke. I was in the stands for every second of the game, and I was absolutely piss drunk. In those days, they let us go in and out at halftime (perhaps they still do...I dunno), affording me the opportunity to get pisser drunk in the Blue Zone. Security was also lax in those days (I suspect because they were sort of desperate for anyone to show up in the first place), so I smuggled in half a dozen or so beers in my pockets after halftime, too.
For most of the second half, I was whipping it out and peeing directly onto the concrete in the stands whenever I needed to, because a) I was drunk enough to deem that "not a big deal", and b) it was raining so hard that nobody noticed the sound or splatter (and everyone was standing up and pretty into the game).
True story.

Eww! I could have lived my life without knowing that story.

TillyGalore wrote:

wilson wrote:

TNTDevil wrote:...the season opener in 2002 versus ECU, which Duke won, thus breaking their 22 game losing streak.
If you don't know the back-story, that's better for you. However, if you want to know, I'll be happy to share on Saturday

Well, I dunno your story from the 2002 ECU game, but I'll pretty confidently put mine up against it.
I was a junior. It was the first game we won while I was at Duke. I was in the stands for every second of the game, and I was absolutely piss drunk. In those days, they let us go in and out at halftime (perhaps they still do...I dunno), affording me the opportunity to get pisser drunk in the Blue Zone. Security was also lax in those days (I suspect because they were sort of desperate for anyone to show up in the first place), so I smuggled in half a dozen or so beers in my pockets after halftime, too.
For most of the second half, I was whipping it out and peeing directly onto the concrete in the stands whenever I needed to, because a) I was drunk enough to deem that "not a big deal", and b) it was raining so hard that nobody noticed the sound or splatter (and everyone was standing up and pretty into the game).
True story.

Eww! I could have lived my life without knowing that story.

And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

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I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

Wilson, I'm kidding. I trust you.

TillyGalore wrote:

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

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I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

He'll pee on your cat.

TillyGalore wrote:

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

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I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

Wilson, I'm kidding. I trust you.

One word: Depends.

"Trust. But verify."

CameronBornAndBred wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

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I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

He'll pee on your cat.

all 3 of 'em...

TillyGalore wrote:

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

.

I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

Wilson, I'm kidding. I trust you.

Two words:

foley catheter...

devildeac wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

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I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

Wilson, I'm kidding. I trust you.

Two words:

foley catheter...

Two more words if he starts peeing on the benches/aisles/stairs at WW:

bail money...

OMG, I almost sent a reply that included the Cats but moved on (aka Monkey see, Monkey dew or pee-ewe)!!! ;) , but I love the depends idea and have to see the pics!!!!! I would like to see the pirate hat and coat on with the depends!!!! I'll get great mileage out of that PIC!!!!

devildeac wrote:

TillyGalore wrote:

CathyCA wrote:And he's staying at your house this weekend? You'd better patrol Wilson's alcohol intake at the game.

.

I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you've brought it up, you're darn right I'm going to be monitoring Wilson's intake/output. Not to mention look for puddles when I get up Sunday.

Wilson, I'm kidding. I trust you.

Two words:

foley catheter...

I thought about that, but it is invasive and I'd need his permission or he would sue me, blah, blah, blah.

cl15876 wrote:OMG, I almost sent a reply that included the Cats but moved on (aka Monkey see, Monkey dew or pee-ewe)!!! ;) , but I love the depends idea and have to see the pics!!!!! I would like to see the pirate hat and coat on with the depends!!!! I'll get great mileage out of that PIC!!!!

No monkey do, either!